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GAMEDAY: Rd 03 vs Gold Coast

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Salo does use the ball well.

And May struggling but he's been out all season so there's that.u

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    If we were playing a good team today we would get beaten out the gate

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    God we miss Windsor. Desperately need to some run and line breaking.


    2 goals to now in good conditions on the back of the rubbish they served up last week. I've gone home. These guys don't deserve my money let alone my time

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    Sittingin the top deck you can see we have no ability or idea to run to position, hit targets,

    Our skills are agricultural.

    We don't work hard enough

    Our stoppage work is pathetic. We're back to bees at the honey pot

    We are incapable of winning one on one battles

    No accountability for your player

    We can't stick tackles

    We're slow of foot slow of ball movement

    Scared to move out quickly

    Not one single thing to be optimistic about

    Oh and the umpiring is disgusting

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    You know that 1 metre handball players do just to get rid of the thing, not caring what pressure you put your team mate under? We are brilliant at it. So good, we even miss that target.

    Langford’s quick kicks are a thing of beauty.

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    Jesus, Fritsch....

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    Just now, Heart Beats True said:

    God we miss Windsor. Desperately need to some run and line breaking.

    Windsor, Kozi and Lindsey

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    Gold coast's occasional rubbish skill errors are about all that is between us and an 80 point drubbing today.

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    1 minute ago, jnrmac said:

    Sittingin the top deck you can see we have no ability or idea to run to position, hit targets,

    Our skills are agricultural.

    We don't work hard enough

    Our stoppage work is pathetic. We're back to bees at the honey pot

    We are incapable of winning one on one battles

    No accountability for your player

    We can't stick tackles

    We're slow of foot slow of ball movement

    Scared to move out quickly

    Not one single thing to be optimistic about

    Oh and the umpiring is disgusting

    it’s pretty miserable up here, isn’t it

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    Jay the hell happened to Frittas kicking. Talk about confidence shot.

    Well Goody may be well and truly be booking an Uber to Centrelink in two more quarters.

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    Christ!

    That should’ve been a 50 meter penalty to Max and also another one to Fritter. These guys in green need to be dropped.

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    2 minutes ago, Disco InTurno said:

    Is there any aspect of the game we’re good at?

    Turnovers

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    2 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

    Sittingin the top deck you can see we have no ability or idea to run to position, hit targets,

    Our skills are agricultural.

    We don't work hard enough

    Our stoppage work is pathetic. We're back to bees at the honey pot

    We are incapable of winning one on one battles

    No accountability for your player

    We can't stick tackles

    We're slow of foot slow of ball movement

    Scared to move out quickly

    Not one single thing to be optimistic about

    Oh and the umpiring is disgusting

    But it's the plan.

    Going to need a lot of things coming together to keep us out of bottom 4 this year.

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    The positive is if Clarry can start actually holding the ball, we’re a chance.

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    17 points. Should be 7 goals behind. Our kicking is nothing short of putrid. Improve that in the 2nd half and we are a chance

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    Wish the demon army would [censored] that stupid target sign off

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    2nd qtr

    🤮Langdon kick into z50. Turnover

    👏👏👏Langdon to Melksham

    ☠️umps. Johnson two tackles not rewarded

    🤮Fritsch miss from 25 metre out

    🤮Oliver fumbles and fumbles

    🤮Fritsch miss from 40 metre out

    ☠️umps

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