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GAMEDAY: Rd 03 vs Gold Coast

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Salo does use the ball well.

And May struggling but he's been out all season so there's that.u

 

If we were playing a good team today we would get beaten out the gate

 

God we miss Windsor. Desperately need to some run and line breaking.


2 goals to now in good conditions on the back of the rubbish they served up last week. I've gone home. These guys don't deserve my money let alone my time

Sittingin the top deck you can see we have no ability or idea to run to position, hit targets,

Our skills are agricultural.

We don't work hard enough

Our stoppage work is pathetic. We're back to bees at the honey pot

We are incapable of winning one on one battles

No accountability for your player

We can't stick tackles

We're slow of foot slow of ball movement

Scared to move out quickly

Not one single thing to be optimistic about

Oh and the umpiring is disgusting

 

You know that 1 metre handball players do just to get rid of the thing, not caring what pressure you put your team mate under? We are brilliant at it. So good, we even miss that target.

Langford’s quick kicks are a thing of beauty.


Jesus, Fritsch....

Just now, Heart Beats True said:

God we miss Windsor. Desperately need to some run and line breaking.

Windsor, Kozi and Lindsey

At the game pathetic! Goodwin has destroyed this team, has no idea ,

Edited by Demonsone

Gold coast's occasional rubbish skill errors are about all that is between us and an 80 point drubbing today.

1 minute ago, jnrmac said:

Sittingin the top deck you can see we have no ability or idea to run to position, hit targets,

Our skills are agricultural.

We don't work hard enough

Our stoppage work is pathetic. We're back to bees at the honey pot

We are incapable of winning one on one battles

No accountability for your player

We can't stick tackles

We're slow of foot slow of ball movement

Scared to move out quickly

Not one single thing to be optimistic about

Oh and the umpiring is disgusting

it’s pretty miserable up here, isn’t it


Jay the hell happened to Frittas kicking. Talk about confidence shot.

Well Goody may be well and truly be booking an Uber to Centrelink in two more quarters.

Christ!

That should’ve been a 50 meter penalty to Max and also another one to Fritter. These guys in green need to be dropped.

2 minutes ago, Disco InTurno said:

Is there any aspect of the game we’re good at?

Turnovers

2 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

Sittingin the top deck you can see we have no ability or idea to run to position, hit targets,

Our skills are agricultural.

We don't work hard enough

Our stoppage work is pathetic. We're back to bees at the honey pot

We are incapable of winning one on one battles

No accountability for your player

We can't stick tackles

We're slow of foot slow of ball movement

Scared to move out quickly

Not one single thing to be optimistic about

Oh and the umpiring is disgusting

But it's the plan.

Going to need a lot of things coming together to keep us out of bottom 4 this year.


The positive is if Clarry can start actually holding the ball, we’re a chance.

17 points. Should be 7 goals behind. Our kicking is nothing short of putrid. Improve that in the 2nd half and we are a chance

Wish the demon army would [censored] that stupid target sign off

 

2nd qtr

🤮Langdon kick into z50. Turnover

👏👏👏Langdon to Melksham

☠️umps. Johnson two tackles not rewarded

🤮Fritsch miss from 25 metre out

🤮Oliver fumbles and fumbles

🤮Fritsch miss from 40 metre out

☠️umps


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