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NON-MFC: Opening Round 2025

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filth played like a bunch of old lethargic menย ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

oh ... wait a minuteย ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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3 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

As a side issue: today marks Jack Crispโ€™s 238th consecutive game. Heโ€™s now only seven games away from breaking Jimmyโ€™s record. Timeโ€™s running out. Records are made to be broken etc. but the thought of that grub being the one to take the mantle makes me sick.

Someone needs to take him out (make it look like an accident ๐Ÿคญ).ย 

I've arranged it with the boys. Next week he goes down in the 'thoid'.

God knows how good the Giants are. But one game under the belt compared to our none is a big advantage. Also they have a bye straight afterwards so they can throw themslves around even further knowing they have a long recovery time. Geez, it'll be good if we beat them!

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2 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

Media really do gargle the Pies something fierce. Just vomit inducing.ย 

Apparently the Herald Sun sells way more copies if the Filth are mentioned on the front page

Sidebottom in at the centre bounce...really?


31 minutes ago, Fritta and Turner said:

Sidebottom in at the centre bounce...really?

Him and Pendles looked absolutely cooked.

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14 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

He wants the games record.

Good grief he'd have to play on into 2026 to get there!

The Pies getting smashed in opening round*

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*Why not play a full round and utilise the holiday Monday?ย  4 games is half-bakedย 

Give the clubs/players another bye during the season (it's needed)

This is so grim for Collingwood, and I love it.

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51 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

This is so grim for Collingwood, and I love it.

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LLLLLURRVE THE SOUND OF THAT! They are soooooooo old that the club took out a bunch of pre paid funeral plans๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿคช๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜Ž

I have been saying for some time that the Pies will fall off a cliff with their age structure, hopefully I will finally be right ๐Ÿ˜

They only had a few flashes of the Collingwood of yesteryear and generally looked like a plodding lower mid table side and not a real contender.

Only Round 1 but good to see a heavy loss to kick the season off.

I took my son to Princes Park this morning for the open training session, watched the Pies in a 50+ point loss on TV this arvo and had a beer and a swim at the beach this evening. What an awesome day! (with a public holiday tomorrow) ๐Ÿ˜€


29 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

I took my son to Princes Park this morning for the open training session, watched the Pies in a 50+ point loss on TV this arvo and had a beer and a swim at the beach this evening. What an awesome day! (with a public holiday tomorrow) ๐Ÿ˜€

โ€ฆ and Storm enjoyed a thumping win; their 23rd consecutive first-round win. Incredible. ๐Ÿ’œ

6 hours ago, jaydenh10 said:

did people really think pies were top 4 this year??

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3 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Yes and I still do.ย 

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3 hours ago, Roost it far said:

No chance

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Depends...

GWS are defensively sound and didn't let them play their game. They took it away from them.

How many other teams can do this?

That will decide the season of the pies this year to my mind.

5 hours ago, Go Ds said:

Apparently the Herald Sun sells way more copies if the Filth are mentioned on the front page

They say when Collingwood is involved they sell more papers but that means more paper for the budgie cage bottom.

Yes the pies looked bad but the Giants looked absolutely elite. Finn Callaghan looks superhuman out there (cough cough ASADA cough cough).ย 

Not dancing on Collingwood's grave until I see us against the orange tsunami next week.ย 


7 hours ago, MT64 said:

They say when Collingwood is involved they sell more papers but that means more paper for the budgie cage bottom.

Or if you live in the country, to use in the Thunder Box.

13 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Him and Pendles looked absolutely cooked.

and that was 2 years ago; pendles legs moves real quick when stationary; like treacle

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16 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

They should have beaten the Swannettes in the GF last Seasonย 

44 points up against The Bears and they relaxed 1%
If we can beat them next week it will be hugeย 

We need to emphasise Speed and ball movement, constantly create optionsย 

Thatย  is not our game plan LIve in hope

Iโ€™m surprised the GWS forwards were able to tie their bootlaces before the game.
Or maybe theyโ€™ve all got broken thumbs.

Nice to see the pies lose and most players cramping.

Letโ€™s hope for a stinking hot day this weekend!


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