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Time to go Goody?

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Goodwin gameplan is Chinese water torture.

Our players are mentally and physically dead.

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    On 10/04/2025 at 10:21, bluey said:

    I remember when Balmey was sacked

    I remember when Bails was sacked

    I remember when Danners was sacked

    It left a lingering stench around the club.

    Right, but the current fragrance is just too pleasantly-aromatic for you to let go of?

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    7 minutes ago, Devil In Disguise said:

    Don’t let the door hit you on the [censored] on the way out Monday, Simon.

    Simon "Premiership Coach" Goodwin.

    What a fall from grace.

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    Get the [censored] out you absolute fraud Goodwin

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    Now that Voss has finally won a game, the media are going straight for Goodwin this week.

    And he’s got Fremantle next week, who along with Collingwood, is the team that troubles him the most.

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    FFS BRAD GREEN, GET RID OF HIM!!

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    Sadly, it's time.

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    It's a team that looks and plays like it had players that were desperate to leave.

    The evidence that the view that Uze and Burgess were the driving force behind 2021 just grows and grows.

    What is the game plan we are trying to implement? Who lets Geelong get uncontested marks all night? And then this listless effort.

    Until this year we were basically propped up by veterans. Max just looks over it mentally.

    We should have let the players that wanted to leave go. Instead we desperately held on to an aging and slow midfield while seeking Houston which suggests we still thought our window was open.

    Drafting has been the only real success since 2023.

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    4 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

    Sadly, it's time.

    Yep agreed. We need to move on asap and start looking for our next coach and planning for the next 3-4 years.

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    Nar Im AMBIVALENT! Coz amm full of LUUUUURVE

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    3 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

    Sadly, it's time.

    It feels like it now. I happen to like Simon and he will always be our Premiership coach. I'd like to see him finish up but I also dislike the vitriol.

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    Thanks for your service but your are currently the worst coach in the league. Dont come in on Monday

    Failing to remove Goodwin before Anzac Eve will cost the club hundreds of thousands of dollars in lost match day takings, so why wait?

    It's basically a mercy killing at this point.

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    A club with no leadership and a football department with no plan.

    We have no elite ball users.

    Clubs have worked us out.

    The more ball we have, the closer we are to turning it over.

    Any chance we can get a coach to teach our forwards to lead !!!

    All we do is stand and put hand up

    What a disgrace and waist of talent.

    Dack all coaches we have put up with same excuses since premiership !!

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    5 minutes ago, Norm Smith's Curse said:

    It's a team that looks and plays like it had players that were desperate to leave.

    The evidence that the view that Uze and Burgess were the driving force behind 2021 just grows and grows.

    What is the game plan we are trying to implement? Who lets Geelong get uncontested marks all night? And then this listless effort.

    Until this year we were basically propped up by veterans. Max just looks over it mentally.

    We should have let the players that wanted to leave go. Instead we desperately held on to an aging and slow midfield while seeking Houston which suggests we still thought our window was open.

    Drafting has been the only real success since 2023.

    Does anyone really know the reason these players wanted to leave so badly?

    4 minutes ago, poita said:

    Failing to remove Goodwin before Anzac Eve will cost the club hundreds of thousands of dollars in lost match day takings, so why wait?

    It's basically a mercy killing at this point.

    Will be plenty of tigers fans there they will sniff a win for sure

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    3 minutes ago, Dees1911 said:

    Dack all coaches we have put up with same excuses since premiership !!

    They've already been dacked every weekend for the last month laugh

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    Happy for the club to wait until the night of Monday the 14th to action the sacking so it can coincide withthe anniversary of Titanic's sinking.

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