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The worst thing that I am thinking about tonight is BT "commentating"  He needs to employ Trump's fact checker to gain any crediblilty.

Everything coming up Melbourne at the  greyhounds. This was back to back races at Shep. 
 

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Problem is, this was yesterday.

 
27 minutes ago, Jumping Jack Clennett said:

 Free kick prediction….

Scraggers 26

Dees 9

As long as that's not the goal tally.

4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Apparently we used to be allowed to hold up signs like this…

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🤭

Nowadays what tonight’s banner says is about as far as we can go: “Demon Spirit vs Doggy Bite”

Personally not a fan of this wording but the Club clearly is. 🤷‍♀️ 

is that a younger you on the right


I’m gonna be at the back of our bay as soon as gates open. My job is to distract security while my co-offender sneaks Dees peeps into our bay. Shhh don’t tell anyone. We shouldn’t have to do this but those Dogs are stingy bastards who gave us only 250 tickets thereby leaving many Demon Army folks high n dry. They wouldn’t let us buy out the rest of our bay so we have to resort to rule-breaking and I’m the perfect person for that. 😎

55 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Oh ok. Thanks. I bet half the TV audience will turn on at 7:30 and wonder how we are already 8 goals up.

says 730 start on mfc web site team sheet,half our blokes will still be in the car park at kick off

2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m gonna be at the back of our bay as soon as gates open. My job is to distract security while my co-offender sneaks Dees peeps into our bay. Shhh don’t tell anyone. We shouldn’t have to do this but those Dogs are stingy bastards who gave us only 250 tickets thereby leaving many Demon Army folks high n dry. They wouldn’t let us buy out the rest of our bay so we have to resort to rule-breaking and I’m the perfect person for that. 😎

be careful but quick

 

Hope Howes can play a big one and prove to himself he is good enough at this level.

9 minutes ago, forever demons said:

is that a younger you on the right

If I was born in 1948 yeah maybe 


21 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m gonna be at the back of our bay as soon as gates open. My job is to distract security while my co-offender sneaks Dees peeps into our bay. Shhh don’t tell anyone. We shouldn’t have to do this but those Dogs are stingy bastards who gave us only 250 tickets thereby leaving many Demon Army folks high n dry. They wouldn’t let us buy out the rest of our bay so we have to resort to rule-breaking and I’m the perfect person for that. 😎

I shall now call you Otis

Sittin on the dock of our Bay

Just bumped into Mark Robinson, AKA "Robbo" at my local woolies, said we have a chance, but it'll be tough. There you go, folks.

Breakfast out of the way..... showered and shaved.

Now waiting... waiting...waiting.

I think we will give a good account of ourselves in this game but it will be close.

Dees to just scrape home with a big finish in the last quarter.

Go Dees!

20 minutes ago, danielE288 said:

Just bumped into Mark Robinson, AKA "Robbo" at my local woolies, said we have a chance, but it'll be tough. There you go, folks.

In the bottle shop?


1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Everything coming up Melbourne at the  greyhounds. This was back to back races at Shep. 
 

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Problem is, this was yesterday.

Any of then win?

22 minutes ago, danielE288 said:

Just bumped into Mark Robinson, AKA "Robbo" at my local woolies, said we have a chance, but it'll be tough. There you go, folks.

Cougar cans and Winnie Blues? 

First time this year I haven't tipped the boys... But I have a a terrible Friday night record so I am hoping it continues. 


2 minutes ago, Hellaintabadplacetobe said:

Disco sub again 

 

Boo!

16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

In the bottle shop?

under a bridge

 
10 minutes ago, Hellaintabadplacetobe said:

Disco sub again 

 

Absurd given perfect conditions at Marvel.  Really have no idea why Woewodin is in the starting line-up. 


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