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Pathetic. Free players all over the ground. They’re taking the absolute [censored]. 
If this entire team isn’t sick, there is no excuse for this level of uncompetitive rubbish. 

 
 

Would be lovely if we manned up there best forward. 


3 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Gets game on forward pressute and not goals A complete joke

Not just goals PF... his around ground play under any sort of pressure is just not up to AFL standard far too often.

Occasionaly yes but too little.

 

Pathetic midfield zoning and our backline just hopeless when there’s no pressure on the ball.


We have a new contender for Kent Kingsley Award For Spuds Who Play Well Against Melbourne

May and Lever having a bad afternoon. 

Oh great now this turncoat going for goal. 
Go home to mum Jackson


Their speed, patience and foot skills are picking us apart.

 


I’ve been getting a few PMs for updates on the french bloke at the Duke

he ordered chips. after 10 minutes he complained it had been 30 minutes and no chips 

he then left in disgust

The exact second he left, the chips came out

Sacre Bleu!

 

Lever [censored] lazy defending!

Sparrow too busy guarding space when Fyfe was by himself.

Petty is as weak as a butter in every ruck contest.

Embarrassing display. About ready to turn it off.

Just now, Stevienic23 said:

This isn't on our defenders

part of it is, any rebound goes straight to a freo player


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