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Just have a crack Dees

Bit tough on Brown...  saves a game and your reward is ....  bugger

Have no expectations... could be anything tonight...  again, just have a crack.

 

 
30 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

How the hell did you get Row A???? That’s my row. Prepare to be handed a flogger coz that’s what us suckers in the front row have to do. It’s harder than it looks. And your biceps won’t talk to you for days afterwards.

PS I really shouldn’t drink in the afternoon. It was only one drink but that’s all it takes. I’ll be the one sound asleep on the flogger. 😴

Next to tarax :)

LOL walking around the outside of the Gabba, lost coz no sense of direction and uncontrollable daydreaming then all of a sudden the team bus comes out and of course I’m yelling out to each player as they alight, along with some other Dees peeps, except they weren’t nearly as loud as me. Anyways when Monners hopped off the bus we all spontaneously burst into raucous cheering and woo-hooing and… he blushed! Blesssss

 
31 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Just have a crack Dees

Bit tough on Brown...  saves a game and your reward is ....  bugger

Have no expectations... could be anything tonight...  again, just have a crack.

 

Yep great messaging to the 22.

Play as badly as Fritta / Petty you'll keep getting a game

Play as if your life was the line as the sub and you're rewarded with a return to Casey

Goodwin has seriously lost the plot.

The local crowd at Stones Corner Hotel - are worried - feel the Dees have set themselves and waiting for Clayton to release the schackles. Feel that’s it’s too early to bring back Ashcroft

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Anyone at the German Club?

1 hour ago, forever demons said:

We are going to win this tonight,my neighbours cat told me and she wouldnt lie to me.Dees by 7goals pulling up

My neighbour's cat said something quite similar this morning, actually.

Ok. I put my hand up and admit it.

It is all my fault..... the lack of form for some players..... The injuries to key players..... the dodgy selections... the match day coaching and even Oliver's hard tags.....All my fault. I have been travelling over the last 4 weeks or so and have just not been attentive and able to give the team the benefit of my sage advice.

I apologise. All down to me.

The good news is that I am back in home base, rested and well and ready to watch the team respond to my online presence. I am sure that they will be able to hear me yelling advice from 15,000kms away. The wonders of modern technology.

Lever back. Defensive tighter and better structured.

Oliver to shake the tag and have a blinder in support of Viney and The Mighty Mississippi (Rivers)

Forward line to to perform a smooth as a cat pi**ing on ice.

All good and puuuuuuuurfect.

Go Dees! A win for the Goodies by 5 goals.

 

 
9 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

The local crowd at Stones Corner Hotel - are worried - feel the Dees have set themselves and waiting for Clayton to release the schackles. Feel that’s it’s too early to bring back Ashcroft

BFCSS

Can't remember the last times our odds were this bad but also don't mind being the underdog for a change. 

Make amends for the loss earlier in the year or at the very least just have a red hot crack. 

come on dees. 


Looking forward to watching AMW, Kolt play. .  and also Rivers in the mid.

Hopefully the carry overs get back on time for the 1.05 pm VFL game tomorow.

Typical fixtureing could have been a little later or Sunday.

 

 

21 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Yep great messaging to the 22.

Play as badly as Fritta / Petty you'll keep getting a game

Play as if your life was the line as the sub and you're rewarded with a return to Casey

Goodwin has seriously lost the plot.

If Pup knew he only had one week there is no problem.   I see this as the long game. We are going nowhere this year without a lot of luck and Petty and  Melky coming really good.   So work out who can play and who cannot ,  different venues and different opponents equals different debut players.  Do not mention The German afrika Corp and their Panzers. 
go Dee’s   Hope to be proved wrong.

My gut-feel is that we get a lot closer than many here are saying we will, but a very much in-form Lions will do what very much in-form teams do. 
 

Just want to see some fight and improvement. Go Dees. 


4 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Bowey OUT

Taj  IN

Not mentioned which emergency is Sub

Pup is the sub.

36 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Anyone at the German Club?

 


Lol. Talk about people crying over spilt milk before it was even spilt hahah

If anyone has the link to Alan Richardson’s interview just before on SEN let me know. I only heard the end but sounded like he gave some great insights.

1 hour ago, middleagedemon said:

Let's just ignore each other from here on ey?

Wise move

 
Just now, Dee Viney Intervention said:

Nein 

Me either now.


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