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GAMEDAY: Rd 13 vs Collingwood

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I was looking for the statement in that first quarter and got nothing.

Something is seriously wrong internally.

 

McQualter coming in has not helped at all. Trying to get our mids to play a game style they don't have the skills for. There's a reason Tiges fans were happy he didn't get the gig

 
1 minute ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Oliver must be dropped I believe, he's got no form footy or physical.

Woeful quarter.  His head is not in the game and skills abhorrent in that quarter.

The forward line has no system, no method.  It's shambolic.

The filth were in their heads before they even ran out it seems.

We look like we've rattled ourselves!

No skills, no dare, no flair and no structure.

Petty Pffft

Needs at least 4 goals to retain his spot from here.   Soft as and just nowhere.

Petracca broken ribs.

F my life

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Whilst Goodwins game plan is [censored], at least he is using a hard tag on daicos 

Nice kneeing by cwoods Moore on Tracca.

Straight from the filth playbook.

Dogs everywhere.

2 minutes ago, Mickey said:

Need to stop this [censored] [censored] handlballing in traffic. We don't have the skills and just invite the pressure

It’s so [censored] obvious.  Its madness

 

One goal away from turning this [censored] off.

Pies fans cheering Maynard. Moore injuring Petracca. Insipid forward entries and still turning the ball over at will.  

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1 minute ago, Rednblueriseing said:

Petracca heading down the rooms injured 😡

Was done for a while, copped a knock in the ribs in the last contest 


Slow, disorganised, inaccurate.

But at least we're winning the territory battle hey Goody.

Petracca now injured

We don't have a midfield. 

Our gameplan, list and fitness are all a shambles.

Most embarrassing team forward of centre. 

Bottom 4 in '24.

The board will support Goodwin to the hilt though.

 

 

Trac done for the day I reckon. 
I reckon it’s time to pull the curtains on 2024


2 minutes ago, Rednblueriseing said:

Petracca heading down the rooms injured 😡

Billings in....

Just grim outlook for today and perhaps the season.

Yet, Woewodin can't get a game.

4 minutes ago, Brownie said:

A few?

Two out on the full as well. Fritsch kicking into a Howe smother with two loose forward. 

And then the killer rebound just before the siren

So hard to watch.

Oh I meant the mistakes that cost us direct goals. But yeah hard to watch so far and Trac going down is just icing on the cake. The universe working wonders 

1 minute ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

[censored] [censored] luck

What was Moore putting his knee into him for.

It wasn't necessary.

The only language the filth understand is violence.

Let's serve it up in spades.

don't fret 'landers Billings will save the day


Game over. Uncontested marks in our D50. Pathetic

2 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Woeful quarter.  His head is not in the game and skills abhorrent in that quarter.

The forward line has no system, no method.  It's shambolic.

The filth were in their heads before they even ran out it seems.

We look like we've rattled ourselves!

No skills, no dare, no flair and no structure.

Petty Pffft

Needs at least 4 goals to retain his spot from here.   Soft as and just nowhere.

Pathetic, in front of the great man Neale Daniher. 

This is against a depleted Collingwood team with no:

Elliot

De Goey

Mitchell

Mihocek

Pendlebury

Cox.
 

This is probably the weakest Pies team we’ve played in many years. 


WTF.

 

Maybe missing finals will be good for us this year. Give us a major reality check & fix the cracks


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