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GAMEDAY: Rd 13 vs Collingwood

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Give them a big enough thumping and we could be back in the top 4. ❤️💙

 

Sitting in LAX waiting for my connecting flight, just want to get to my hotel and rest before I have to wake up for this game.

C'mon Dees! 🔴🔵🔥🔥


Never write off the Pies and hopefully the same can be said about us.

Demon Spirit…let’s see it today. 

Last week was a shock. it's been a long time since the team capitulated like that.

So it's back to basics. show some heart and pride in the guernsey.

I've no idea how the result will go. Pies undermanned but they have the wood over us in this fixture.

Would love to see Clarry get back to his normal self today.

Go dees

 

Game day baby. Pumped!

We are going to smoke them!

Go Dees

SN34 

All i want from this game is to see WCW jump the fence and put the slipper into you know who as he lays on the ground


Hardly slept a wink. Feels like a grand final. Gotta be at Fed Square at 8am to fire up the barbie then it’s nonstop bedlam. There’ll be unbridled emotion… happiness, anger, elation, lots of deep soul-searching, tears- lots of tears. Too much coffee and Red Bull. And that’s before the first bounce. 😂

PLEASE COME TO THE DEMON ARMY TENT AT FED SQUARE! Every cent we make today goes to FightMND. Win, lose or draw… Neale and Bec need us… let’s make this a memorable Big Freeze!

Oh yeah… there’s a match on today 😛 We’ve got this guys! 

Dees by Knuckles (4pts)

CARNA DEES!

❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

 

6 minutes ago, forever demons said:

All i want from this game is to see WCW jump the fence and put the slipper into you know who as he lays on the ground

Slipper? SLIPPER!!!! How about hobnailed boot, whatever that is, sounds painful though. 😛
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Maybe I’ve been sucked in by the Jake Lever interview and all the other media interviews this week, but I can’t see how we lose today to a undermanned Collingwood. With the talent that we have, and an expected 100% application of effort, we get the job done.

Dees to win the inside 50 count by 15+
Dees to win contested possession by 10+
Dees to play a strong forward half game.

Dees by 26pts

Edited by At the break of Gawn

Still looking for 3 x tickets if anybody can’t go at the last minute!

24 minutes ago, forever demons said:

All i want from this game is to see WCW jump the fence and put the slipper into you know who as he lays on the ground

Who's paying for the bail and the fine ?


2 minutes ago, loges said:

Who's paying for the bail and the fine ?

you are

19 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Slipper? SLIPPER!!!! How about hobnailed boot, whatever that is, sounds painful though. 😛
🥾🥾

No jail time,its a football act of love

A 5 point win today guys after a great contested pack mark by Petty (over the top of Maynard) and a 45m goal kicked after the siren. Happy days!

Think we win but the ladder has opened up from weekend results and HQ would prefer the Pies benefit.

Do ... just DO


32 minutes ago, 3183 Dee said:

Still looking for 3 x tickets if anybody can’t go at the last minute!

Try emailing:

[email protected]

Just let them know you’re interested in getting tix. We might have had people pull out so it’s worth a try. Good luck 🤞🏽 

12 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Try emailing:

[email protected]

Just let them know you’re interested in getting tix. We might have had people pull out so it’s worth a try. Good luck 🤞🏽 

The site says sold out now. 

1 hour ago, forever demons said:

All i want from this game is to see WCW jump the fence and put the slipper into you know who as he lays on the ground

I have it on good authority that she has a baseball bat in the shape of a rude finger that someone stitched into a hidden section of her duffle coat...

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Massive game. A loss for either side makes top 4 extremely difficult. We'll know our chances after the first quarter.

Get out on that ground, get your head over the ball and win that ball. Go out there and make it our day, and raise money for the freeze. 

Dees by 12.

The immensity of their filthy club and still they don’t look after their cheer squad…

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It’s their home game yet they don’t have all of M33. They gave us an allocation for M3 and the MFC bought out the rest of the bay. We get an entire bay, they don’t. First win for the day 😂


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