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Why is the worst handball team in the league insisting on over using handball?

 

We're terrible 

 

Beating St Kilda is about our level right now. 
We just cannot compete against sides that apply proper pressure in the contest. 
I have no idea what has happened to our midfield but it should be seriously investigated. 

Just now, Demonland said:

How long was the Freo player allowed to be tackled?

Cripps level time


Wasn’t there a rule change about how long you can hold a ball in a tackle? 

Goody likes to be best mates with all the players and it's generally a good thing, but far out these players need a good old fashioned spray. they're far too good to be making stupid mistakes so consistently 

 

Bloody digusting


Chance to go 3rd on the ladder. Kick first 2 and then give up 5 mostly to turn over. Most Melbourne thing ever!

Midfield getting absolutely smashed around the ground as usual.

But no, according to the clueless Binman it's not the midfield issue 😅

I think I can find better things to do today than watch this garbage.

Good luck everyone.

This game is way to fast for us, if we can’t slow it down we will get smashed 


McAdam couldn’t make the distance the last 2 weeks but that was put down to learning the Melbourne system.

have just turned it on, seems like our midfield is getting smashed yet again, anything else to note?

After a bright start we’ve been dreadful. Our skills just not good enough

Petty on track for a game high of four possessions.

He has one disposal in this quarter already.

Watch out Dockers.


Best opening quarter by Freo all year. Tell me this is not the most Melbourne thing to give up. Just embarrassing. 

This is Fremantle best start to the season according to Huddo.

Of course it because why not against Melbourne hey..

 
16 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Ball must be wet

RUBBISH! SLOW, DEPLORABLE SKILLS AND FRIGGEN LAZY DRINK BATHWATER FOOTY


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