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Enjoyable game to watch, made better by a Carlton loss. Canโ€™t stand the carry on by their players whenever they kick a goal. Calm down, clowns. Only non-Melbourne game Iโ€™ve watched from start to finish.ย 

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Geelongโ€™s refusal to die is absolutely infuriating.ย 
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I also despise Carlton tho, so this is a neutral result.ย 

5 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Geelongโ€™s refusal to die is absolutely infuriating.ย 
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I also despise Carlton tho, so this is a neutral result.ย 

Letโ€™s hope this is a classic preliminary final losing year for the cats

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Well, we're still in the top four.

Even better, Collingwood will end the round out of the eight regardless of tonight's result.

Just now, Demonstone said:

Well, we're still in the top four.

Even better, Collingwood will end the round out of the eight regardless of tonight's result.

I canโ€™t see it but if โ€œpinchโ€ the next two. We are back, if take one of the next 2.ย 
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I canโ€™t see it happening.


250k+ have gone through the MCG gates in 3 games. Unreal.

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2 minutes ago, ANG13 said:

What happened to Luke Darcy not working when his son was playing?

It doesnโ€™t apply when flights to the game are expensive.

24 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

Poor defending by the blues allowing 18 goals โ€ฆ letโ€™s see how our defence stacks up.ย 

Theyโ€™ll do nothing this year unless they fix that up. 3 weeks in a row conceding 100pts and they allowed Geelong to score 62% of forward entries. Thatโ€™s bottom 4 defending.


40 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Geelongโ€™s refusal to die is absolutely infuriating.ย 
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I also despise Carlton tho, so this is a neutral result.ย 

They can die next week.ย 

Can't help but admire bloody Geelong.

After last year I thought they were going to start rebuild mode but not.. here we are again.

Incredibly well drilled and disciplined as a team. They stick to their structure and back their system in and always number off around stoppages.

Have enjoyed watching them this year.

1 minute ago, Dingo said:

Is Harmsey playing for rhe Bulldogs?

l think he was picked

Yes, he had a clanger 10 mins ago.

Edited by Fanatique Demon


21 minutes ago, ANG13 said:

What happened to Luke Darcy not working when his son was playing?

Just made a great comment.

Said how good it was for Weightman to come off unassisted. Problem is he has probably dislocated his elbow again.ย 

Watching Dogga just kills me, heโ€™s the x-factor weโ€™re missing. A football unicorn ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Geelong gave up 105 points against a depleted and also inaccurate Carlton. We won't allow that. Geelong's conversion rate was off the charts. Unlikely to happen next week.ย  Add to the fact they're due for a loss we will win.

1 minute ago, Demonstone said:

Pre-game ANZAC ceremonies two and three days after ANZAC Day.ย  Yay or Nay?

Nay. Itโ€™s too muchย 


12 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Can't help but admire bloody Geelong.

After last year I thought they were going to start rebuild mode but not.. here we are again.

Incredibly well drilled and disciplined as a team. They stick to their structure and back their system in and always number off around stoppages.

Have enjoyed watching them this year.

This is all true. But it helps a lot when they have been almost injury-free.

6 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Pre-game ANZAC ceremonies two and three days after ANZAC Day.ย  Yay or Nay?

Nay

2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Umps Nichols should retire.

Years ago!

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19 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Pre-game ANZAC ceremonies two and three days after ANZAC Day.ย  Yay or Nay?

It's not as if it's called the Anzac Round. A few sides don't evenย appear to be wearing Anzac related guernseys.ย 

Edited by Rab D Nesbitt

15 minutes ago, deegirl said:

Watching Dogga just kills me, heโ€™s the x-factor weโ€™re missing. A football unicorn ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Watching DOGga kills me too, but for a different reason. ๐Ÿคฌ


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