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48 minutes ago, Jumping Jack Clennett said:

I'm so besotted with Bobby Hill, I'm going to get "GAOL" tattooed in large letters on my thighs, like him.

Make sure you check the proper spelling, @Jumping Jack Clennett

 

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    40 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

    "They still own the MFC"?

    What, because of their *checks notes* one consecutive win against us?

    FFS, if that's an "owning" what the [censored] was what Hawthorn, Geelong and North Melbourne used to have over us?

    (PS do we now "own" Richmond, having won five in a row?)

    C’mon Titan, you can do better than that. 
    that above comment is not worth responding to. We have had issues with Brisbane for a number of Seasons and you know it 

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    The Saints will be smacked tonight 

    Port downhill skiers

    50 pt win coming up

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    The footy should be good this weekend. 

    How good is it knowing your team has banked 4 points and teams your don't like have already played. Looking at you essendon and collingwood and neither banked the win. 

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    no one watching?

    Port look far from convincing so far

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    This game is almost as unwatchable as the first half of our game on Wednesday night. 

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    Saints trying to give Fremantle a run for most boring team in the AFL.

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    I read today that Hinkley has coached Port for 12 seasons and in that time they’ve never, in any season:

    Had a winning record against top 4 teams, and

    Only had ONE season with a winning record against other top 8 teams.

    The very definition of downhill skiers.

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    shocking inaccuracy from Port. Really hope it bites them come the final siren.

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    3 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

    I read today that Hinkley has coached Port for 12 seasons and in that time they’ve never, in any season:

    Had a winning record against top 4 teams, and

    Only had ONE season with a winning record against other top 8 teams.

    The very definition of downhill skiers.

    They are crazy statistics. For all flack Goodwin has copped at times at least we stand up against the good teams (most of the time).

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    some of st Kilda's handball chains are comical. They are a very average football team.

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    6 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

    Saints trying to give Fremantle a run for most boring team in the AFL.

    … and not coming close to Freo. 🥱 

    Not while Mitchito Owens is playing!

    Also Brad Hill is being called “Hill” not “Brad Hill” by the commentators. This is sure to befuddle @Winners at last 😅

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    saints not getting much from the umpires.

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    Wow Saints getting cruelled by a conpletely diff interpretation of the rules between the two teams so far.

    That PITB and the one against Pepper about the only ones they've called out of at least 5 to 6 others they've chosen to ignore.

    Oh and that soft sling

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    Brisvegas done for the year, even more convinced they took advantage of our weakened condition the other week.

    Flat track bullies, lucky to finish 7th or 8th.

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    Saints need to get it into their 50 alot quicker.

    The Power one of the 4th worst rated team at defending their 50 and the 2nd worst at ground level just behind North

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    Is Phillipou worth going for him? 

    He may be a very good fwd down the line, I'd bet he'd rather be out of St Kilda.

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