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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Brisbane

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10 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Two weeks in a row Ben Brown can barely give a bloody contest. Genuinely soft efforts for such a big guy.

Nah this ain’t it dd. I get the frustration right now, but “soft” isn’t fair on brown.

Would you wanna be a lead up forward on two cooked legs with the way our midfields going tonight? 

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    We are so easy to beat at our home ground 

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    They see fritsch run underneath the ball but miss hipwood with his arm around mays neck. Both were frees. They only penalized one of them

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    Questions must be asked to the coaches, can you please motivate our team week in week out?

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    I'm going to bed.

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    3 minutes ago, Pickettup said:

    Haven’t felt like this for about 8 years

    Yeah I’d move on some players and get some more youth in. 

    I get we've been dominated tonight,  but I'm more disappointed to only have 3 goals on the board on a fine night on 3/4 time. 

    We're better than this 

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    1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

    I get we've been dominated tonight,  but I'm more disappointed to only have 3 goals on the board on a fine night on 3/4 time. 

    We're better than this 

    Not tonight were not

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    Worst game in the last 100

     

    F useless

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    1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

    I get we've been dominated tonight,  but I'm more disappointed to only have 3 goals on the board on a fine night on 3/4 time. 

    We're better than this 

    I’m not so sure.


    This is insipid.

    Oliver should not be on the ground 

    Haven't seen him play so poorly.

      100 marks to 50.

    11 centre clearances to 4.

    We stink.

    No more media interviews.

    Billings who.

    Fritta one goal is enough from him.

    Jvr too inexperienced.

    Petty not sure why someone else wants you.

    Bbb of old

    That's it folks.

    Lions came to play while we were singing our gather round wins.

    Every single time we pay ourselves on the back we lose the next game.

    Clockwork.

    When will they stop it.

    We suck.

    Have a good weekend if you can.

    Clearly the team has made their plans.

    Our midfielders are ....well.....they lost it .

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    Well it's 4.33 am here, I'm off to bed. Goodnight everyone. 

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    Fair to say none of us saw this coming. It’s that bad. Pre-2021, and then some. It’s like they’re all crook. Really really hard to watch. Urgggghhh. 

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    6 minutes ago, MurDoc516 said:

    Stop whinging about the umpiring. We are second best and lazy. 

    Yes, they haven't helped and haven't missed anything against the Bears, but we just aren't up to it on the night.

    3 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Petty has done nothing 

    1 tackle, no other stats.  Sad really.

    1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

    This is a very non Melbourne performance.

    Agree. We have no energy. 


    Brown, Petty,Fritsch & van Rouen have had one kick between them up to 3/4 time

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    Really looking forward to the 3 word player analysis, this game is long gone.

    4 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

    Our goal kicking accuracy this year has masked our form. We've been average despite winning. Our inside 50 count and clearance numbers have been well down on usual form. Same thing happened early last season where our accuracy was through the roof before coming back to reality 

    Bingo 

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    What's with the 15ft high handballs?

    Insipid performance by our forwards and of course our senior players.

    But this is genuinely pathetic for 3 quarters of footy.

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