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NON-MFC: Round 02

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I tipped the sainters!  Thanks for saluting, saints boys!

so happy the pies are choking, long May it continue.

i hope Wood is ok after that head knock

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    9 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    Pies a genuine chance to miss the 8. not just being 0-3 but how they are playing

    its a beautiful thing

    Listen to Ross Lyon pregame on Fox

    He knew exactly who to target, and where to do it. 
    I know a lot of people don’t like Ross, but he is extremely sharp in his strategies 

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    1 hour ago, BoBo said:

    David Kind now jumping on the saints as how ‘amazing were they last night’

    Were the saints amazing??? I thought Collingwood were awful more than Saints were good. Lots of saints goals came from Collingwood players making BAD errors that other top teams aren’t going to make. 

    He would be a great customer at Baskin and Robbins trying out a different flavour each month.

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    David King tipped St Kilda to finish in the top 4 on Fox Footy's first crack preview show prior to round 0.

    Matthew Lloyd is the one that jumps on and off a team at the drop of a hat, particularly when it comes to the MFC.

    Round 0 loss to Sydney - "Melbourne are finished"

    Round  1 win over Dogs - "Melbourne are a genuine flag contender, don't worry about that"

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    2 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    David King tipped St Kilda to finish in the top 4 on Fox Footy's first crack preview show prior to round 0.

    Matthew Lloyd is the one that jumps on and off a team at the drop of a hat, particularly when it comes to the MFC.

    Round 0 loss to Sydney - "Melbourne are finished"

    Round  1 win over Dogs - "Melbourne are a genuine flag contender, don't worry about that"

     

     

     

    Lloyd might be a flip flopper, but he's got nothing on King.

    Just on us this season so far King:

    • pumped us up - don't sleep on the dees
    • days later on the season preview of first crack (before a game had been played) he picks us to miss finals
    • he then puts us back in his eight on the next first crack (which was after our round win over the dogs)

    Don't worry, he's jump off the saints soon enough.

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    2 hours ago, BoBo said:

    David Kind now jumping on the saints as how ‘amazing were they last night’

     

    Were the saints amazing??? I thought Collingwood were awful more than Saints were good. Lots of saints goals came from Collingwood players making BAD errors that other top teams aren’t going to make. 

    Saints mids are poo. Not a threat.

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    6 hours ago, Young Blood said:

    When creating meme's sometimes the simple classics are required and apt

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    13 minutes ago, binman said:

    Lloyd might be a flip flopper, but he's got nothing on King.

    Just on us this season so far King:

    • pumped us up - don't sleep on the dees
    • days later on the season preview of first crack (before a game had been played) he picks us to miss finals
    • he then puts us back in his eight on the next first crack (which was after our round win over the dogs)

    Don't worry, he's jump off the saints soon enough.

    I thought he was pretty down on us from well before the first game.

    I think the flip flopping would be a tactic. He's often quite irrational and bases he's opinion on teams based on 'feel'.

    Even the fact that we're talking about him is a win for Mr. King.

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    6 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    But taunting Brisbane fans that they've only beaten the bottom team would be a perfect two-flavoured ice cream.

    😋

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    Darcy in for Lobb at the Dogs. Our backline claims another scalp

    Oskar B also gets a recall

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    Current standings of this thread's mini tipping comp (only chance I'll get to be on any leader board anywhere):

    Equal top:

    @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew, @dl4e

    Equal third:

    @whatwhat say what, @Bombay Airconditioning, @Master Chief

    Now, c'mon Crows. For so many reasons.

    Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

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    3 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

    It was always a goal!! 😁

    I was at that game but a long, long way from the Harmes incident as we were seated in the top deck behind the Punt Road goals at the opposite end of the MCG.

    Let me say without hesitation, without doubt and unequivocally that I can absolutely, cross my heart, 100% guarantee that by that late stage of the game I was so drunk I couldn't even see the other end of the ground but can confirm that indeed it was definitely a legitimate goal.

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    I have to admit I'm jealous of the dockers this year death riding the pies first pick. Early days but it looks like it will be a juicy pick for them.

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    1 hour ago, Demonland said:

     

    Honestly that is a lot better than many would have feared. He looked in a very bad way when they showed a glimpse of him waiting to be loaded into the ambulance. Absolutely stone-faced.

    Feels like it has been a rubbish start to the season for injuries.

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    2 minutes ago, Pink Freud said:

    Make of that what you will!

    Shuffling the ex-Demons on the Titanic?  

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