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My 3 word player analysis V Footscray

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Gawn - reasserted his dominance 

Viney - impressive tagging role

Petracca - excellent second half

Billings - important and effective 

May - dominated his opponents

Oliver - prolific and important 

McDonald - was impressively dominant 

Salem - better second half

Rivers - less fumbling today

Chandler - took his chances

Pickett - important, not prolific 

Langdon - continued mediocre form

Lever - strong and resilient 

McVee - reliable and steady

Howes - continued impressive performance 

Hore - made transition seamlessly 

Brown - a welcome return 

Windsor - learning the ropes

Van Rooyen - limited but effective 

Neal Bullen - some important touches

Sparrow - was rarely noticed

Fritsch - disappointing kicking skills

Woewodin - had little involvement 

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    joeboy; add some pizzazz!  

    Ok solid overall with very little to disagree about.

    Ed Langdon must be the new whipping boy out on the Canterbury line. 

    18 disciplined disposals at 88%+ DE makes him a solid team contributor. 

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    Ed - Good second half.

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    Melbourne - great team effort. 

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    Oliver ........ CHOO CHOO CHAMPION

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    Pretty fair report 
    but 

    Langdon getting better slowly 

    Jvr slow start, better

    BBB  everywhere man thankyou 

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    3 hours ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - reasserted his dominance 

    Viney - impressive tagging role

    Petracca - excellent second half

    Billings - important and effective 

    May - dominated his opponents

    Oliver - prolific and important 

    McDonald - was impressively dominant 

    Salem - better second half

    Rivers - less fumbling today

    Chandler - took his chances

    Pickett - important, not prolific 

    Langdon - continued mediocre form

    Lever - strong and resilient 

    McVee - reliable and steady

    Howes - continued impressive performance 

    Hore - made transition seamlessly 

    Brown - a welcome return 

    Windsor - learning the ropes

    Van Rooyen - limited but effective 

    Neal Bullen - some important touches

    Sparrow - was rarely noticed

    Feitsch - disappointing kicking skills

    Woewodin - had little involvement 

    The (Duke of) Windsor.  A star in the making.  Yes, I know.  Not 3 words, but geez this young kid is impressive.

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    6 hours ago, I'va Worn Smith said:

    The (Duke of) Windsor.  A star in the making.  Yes, I know.  Not 3 words, but geez this young kid is impressive.

    "Duke' is taken already...

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    3 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    "Duke' is taken already...

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    EARL SPALDING was one of my favourite players of that era, I think we just gave him away to Carltank for nothing?🤨🤮

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    34 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    EARL SPALDING was one of my favourite players of that era, I think we just gave him away to Carltank for nothing?🤨🤮

    Yep ditto Mr Fence.

    In the end we / he couldn't quite correct his wayward set shot kicking for goal so we moved him on.  Everything else was good imho.

    Unfortunately he improved that aspect to a fair degree at Carltank & as you would already know, went on to play in their '95' flag.

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    14 hours ago, Tarax Club said:

    joeboy; add some pizzazz!  Ok solid overall with very little to disagree about.

    Ed Langdon must be the new whipping boy out on the Canterbury line. 18 disciplined disposals at 88%+ DE makes him a solid team contributor. 

    Agree. I think Ed's form from the Carlton game has been good. Looks to be on the improve compared to 2023. Covered a lot of ground yesterday to plug spaces and a lot of that running he does knowing it won't be rewarded with possession but potentially saves/sets up scores 

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    3 hours ago, picket fence said:

    EARL SPALDING was one of my favourite players of that era, I think we just gave him away to Carltank for nothing?🤨🤮

    didnt get along with the coach

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    May - spring heel jack

    Kade - chin, chin, chin

    Clarrie - O M G

    Roo - kicked 3 goals

    BBB - fountain of youth

    Howes - plays like Hore

    Hore - plays like Howes

    Windsor - so much potential

    Viney - umps new friend

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    Windsor - love his poise

    Woey - tried too hard (will be better when more settled)

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    2 hours ago, Winners at last said:

    Why do you call Clarry 'Choo choo' ?

    THIS SHOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING

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    CLARRY CHOO CHOO EXPRESS!!🤩

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    On 17/03/2024 at 17:11, joeboy said:

    Gawn - reasserted his dominance 

    Viney - impressive tagging role

    Petracca - excellent second half

    Billings - important and effective 

    May - dominated his opponents

    Oliver - prolific and important 

    McDonald - was impressively dominant 

    Salem - better second half

    Rivers - less fumbling today

    Chandler - took his chances

    Pickett - important, not prolific 

    Langdon - continued mediocre form

    Lever - strong and resilient 

    McVee - reliable and steady

    Howes - continued impressive performance 

    Hore - made transition seamlessly 

    Brown - a welcome return 

    Windsor - learning the ropes

    Van Rooyen - limited but effective 

    Neal Bullen - some important touches

    Sparrow - was rarely noticed

    Fritsch - disappointing kicking skills

    Woewodin - had little involvement 

    Another good effort Joe.

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    19 hours ago, Jontee said:

    May - spring heel jack

    Kade - chin, chin, chin

    Clarrie - O M G

    Roo - kicked 3 goals

    BBB - fountain of youth

    Howes - plays like Hore

    Hore - plays like Howes

    Windsor - so much potential

    Viney - umps new friend

    BBB - Hair is back!

    Howes - plays like Mcvee?

    Mcvee - plays like Howes?

    Clarry - Mighty Fine Sight

    Windsor - Lightning Bolt Colt

    Billings - Connection Dissection Resurrection

    Hore - Belated Party Marty

    Chin - Billy Goat Tough

    May - Took Angry Pills?

    ANB - Added Some Tricks

     

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