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2023 GRAND FINAL

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30 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Had to look him up. Nice Catoggioid 

If you’re ever struggling to sleep, stream one of his painting sessions. His voice will put you to sleep within 5 minutes guaranteed. ASMR overload, the fact he can paint is a bonus 😆

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    leaving aside all the pro-filth sentiments in the media and afl, and looking at at it objectively, you would have to say that the filth had a very large dose of luck to even be in the gf with finals wins of 7 and 1 point, where in both cases their opponents were very stiff for a number of reasons.

    gf should really have been mfc/gws vs brisbane. 

    please brisbane, humiliate the filth on saturday for the sake of humanity

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    24 minutes ago, adonski said:

    Feels like a bye week

    Yeah, my interest in the AFL season has now reached 0. They should just call the whole thing off and have no premier for 2023

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    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    leaving aside all the pro-filth sentiments in the media and afl, and looking at at it objectively, you would have to say that the filth had a very large dose of luck to even be in the gf with finals wins of 7 and 1 point, where in both cases their opponents were very stiff for a number of reasons.

    gf should really have been mfc/gws vs brisbane. 

    please brisbane, humiliate the filth on saturday for the sake of humanity

    There's never been a team like them. They keep getting away with it. It's astounding. Brisbane was really the only team this year that really beat up on them. Melbourne kept them in it on King's Birthday, and gifted them a win in the QF. I feel like team's go into their shell when they play them. 

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    Hands up all those who picked Jed Adams to be our entrant in the GF sprint.  :blink:

     

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    The Dees just won a game in Mordor. Absolutely sheeted it in.

    Who cares about the GF?

    No One Tumbleweed GIF

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    11 hours ago, Stiff Arm said:

    Any truth to the rumour that Demonland's very own make-up man @Bitter but optimistic will join Kiss on stage at the GF?

    Someone with better photoshop skills than me can give us a sneak peek 

    No need for your mischief making Stiffy - I have been invited to the after party only.

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    12 hours ago, dees189227 said:

    Can you imagine the ferals if ginnivan snags the first one

    GF crowds not as loud or parochial as they are in other finals, due to the huge amount of corporates and cost of tickets. I actually think that and heat will play into Brisbane's favour

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    1 hour ago, Roost it far said:

    I can’t believe we’re not playing tomorrow. Gives me the [censored]

    Even though I can, I'm not going tomorrow. Sitting there thinking this should have been us.

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    28 degrees no chance of rain, why oh why are we not there. PS I know why just still [censored] off about it.

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    i was thinking of going down to the gf parade to boo maynard and his gang of thugs, plus cheer on the lions ... but i didn't have a hazmat suit

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    I really don't care much about this Grand Final. Collinwood for most of the year have played some 'good footy', as has Brisbane. All I care about is that Brisbane wins narrowly and that someone shows Maynard the difference between assault and a 'real footy act'. Um, like taught him first hand what being the victim of assault feels like. Um, I don't condone any violence but, I also condone the saying, He who lives by the sword...

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    19 hours ago, praha said:

    There's never been a team like them. They keep getting away with it. It's astounding. Brisbane was really the only team this year that really beat up on them. Melbourne kept them in it on King's Birthday, and gifted them a win in the QF. I feel like team's go into their shell when they play them. 

    Collingwood do often win by small margins, so often one might say it's a strength. 

    They certainly dont throw away games and have supporters trying to turn that into how unlucky they were.

    On top of that ,thuggery and all,they play like they are enjoying it.

    Maybe Goodwins boys could take a leaf out that book and see if it helps their big game lack of composure.

    Fmd! 

    MFC arnt in the G/F because of  a dysfunctional forward line ,injuries  and lack of poise when the pressure is on.

    They certainly try hard though

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    Would it be healthy or maudlin if I watched the 2021 GF witth Dennis Cometti commentary.

    This one hurts even more than last year... What a waste

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    Well after waving my husband off tomorrow as he heads off to the footy I have decided to spend my day at the beach. Good book, cold drink and zero care factor about the footy. Can’t wait.

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    Brisbane have to win so I can reply to some of these Collingwood fans on social media.

    One Collingwood fan actually wrote he'd rather make these grand finals & even if they lose, than be a hawthorn who won 3 in a row then gone backwards. 

    Really? They haven't won a gf in 13 years & are you really proud to boast about it when your club has the most gf losses.

    Don't get me wrong I wish we would make more gf and yes I'm annoyed that we have stuffed up our chances but I'll take 2021 than losing 2 hopefully 3 in the last 13 years. 

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    12 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Does anyone know how much the Afl paid kiss? Can't find it on the internet. Just curious.

    Robbie Williams got a million which was considered a bargain

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