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Maynard must get at least four weeks

Previously known as LITD.
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2 minutes ago, wizardinoz said:

Well that has opened a can of worms. Anyone can take out an opposing player in the guise of smothering the ball🤬

I just opened up a big can of worms. The worms just sit there. Hardly the chaos that’s advertised.

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    I’m lost for words think it’s time to give the game away, rediculous 

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    The boys better be possessed after this verdict! What a farce! 

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    The AFL won’t appeal it sounded like they hardly argued. just went through the motions 

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    Just now, Demonland said:

    They won’t do anything. Happy to have washed their hands of it 

    Until it comes back to haunt them in a REAL courtroom 

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    Rollo was right all along.. 🤣

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    4 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    I’ll join you if Martin gets off tonight as well.

    Why is Jvr suspended?

     

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    It won't be appealed. Open season if you pretend to smother first.


    Really hard to believe. Thug act 

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    Not all heads are sacrosanct 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😡

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    [censored] off Howe. You feel sorry for that thug??? Oh my god. You’re a bigger piece of [censored] than I thought you were. How about feeling sorry for Gus? What a despicable person you are. 

    I value my time on Demonland too much to say what I really think about this decision.

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    7 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    lol. THE HEAD IS NOT SACROSANCT

     

    If we get through and play them in the GF it will be open season. A big if though.

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    21 hours ago, napster said:

    Maynard visits Gus and brings wine as a gift for his victim. Alcohol is a neurotoxin. Was he trying to finish 

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    AFL love narratives. We are making the GF now. LFG!!!

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    Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

    [censored] off Howe. You feel sorry for that thug??? Oh my god. You’re a bigger piece of [censored] than I thought you were. How about feeling sorry for Gus? What a despicable person you are. 

    Quite honestly nothing would make me happier than to watch GWS or Port absolutely physically destroy them. 
    Go on Toby, let’s test out that mangled arm of his. 

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    Compare the two acts. JVR cops a week, Braynard walks free. Unbelievable.

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    Karma bus is coming to the pies and Maynard… 

     

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    Suspect we'll see some rule changes next season.

     

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    1 minute ago, GCDee said:

    Karma bus is coming to the pies and Maynard… 

     

    Hopefully in the shape of a real bus 

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