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We're rattled, bombing it in long and high again 🤮

Forwards not giving options and no-one lowering their eyes. 

 

Didn't handle the pressure very well need to regroup 

2 minutes ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

So many incorrect disposals from Collingwood

Umpires have been poor

 

Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

Defence looking the most vulnerable it's looked since we last played just the two tall defenders.

Please tell this isn't a selection blunder already

Absolutely. Absolutely.  Looked better with Tomlinson or Turner and Lever as intercept defender.  Hibberd in unbalances the defence 🤬🤬🤬

Our leaders will need to stand up. All of them. 

DO IT FOR GUS

An absolute shambles at the contest in that qtr. Beaten in almost every 50/50 contest. That had nothing to do with umpires coaching or selection. Players need to show something or we're hobbling into a fight against back to back straight sets next week. 

 

1 minute ago, spirit of norm smith said:

1st 

pies too quick 

hill goals 

Maynard knocks out Brayshaw 

Viney flies flag 

🤮🤮long bombs not working -        
r we farkkkkn too stupid to hit a target Fritsch mcd smith are no chance 

Kozzzy had two chances but 🤬🤬🤬

 

Who was out forward that basically tried to steal the ball from Kozzy when he was in front of goal? Very selfish!!!

We need to stop bombing inside 50.

2 minutes ago, rolling fog said:

He’s all knees and elbows - and the [censored] umps let him get away with it

Just do it back

ive never understood why we must be so nice both on the ground and in the media. Call it out. Especially after winning

Just now, Rob Mac...... said:

We're rattled, bombing it in long and high again 🤮

Forwards not giving options and no-one lowering their eyes. 

Is Goodwin joking ??? Tell them to lower their eyes !!!! Ffs 

We have been pantsed That [censored] Maynard needs to be Ironed out big time!


1 minute ago, Demon17 said:

This is Maynard's last game for the season 

What a dog act.

Knew what he was doing.

Airborne.

Commentators falling over themselves  defending him.

6 beers in the first qtr. 

 

This isn’t sustainable. 🥴🥴

Thank goodness for Viney!

Agree with all so far re Trac, Gawn and other prime movers need to get going.

I will say, where TF is TMac - he needs to stand up big time!!


1 minute ago, Demon17 said:

This is Maynard's last game for the season 

Dealing with the AFL tribunal remember, nothing to see here 

Defence is slow. Hibberd ain't the right matchup for Elliot. Our gameplan is hydrophobic.

 

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