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Not good - being carved up badly.

 

Any complains about umpiring mean nothing. We have been wasteful and uninspired. Getting slaughtered. 20pts down in q1 in  wet weather is not good.

Certainly not over etc, long game but if we don’t come out firing and with a better strategy in q2 it’s going to be a long game for us. They’re all over us.

2 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Cox is a disgrace. Never gets called for his [censored] either.

He’s all knees and elbows - and the [censored] umps let him get away with it

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If we can’t win this I hope we break the knees of Cox and Maynard. Filthy pieces of [censored]. Useless footballers. 
 

One way traffic. Leaders need to stand up soon otherwise this game will be gone from us

 

Cox had May and Lever's jumper before Cameron marked. Play on. Corrupt [censored].

Absolute tripe by us.

Why we don't handle wet conditions  and fumble so much is strange.

 


Defence looking the most vulnerable it's looked since we last played just the two tall defenders.

Please tell this isn't a selection blunder already

1st 

pies too quick 

hill goals 

Maynard knocks out Brayshaw 

Viney flies flag 

🤮🤮long bombs not working -        
r we farkkkkn too stupid to hit a target Fritsch mcd smith are no chance 

Kozzzy had two chances but 🤬🤬🤬

 

2 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Cox is a disgrace. Never gets called for his [censored] either.

First bounce were knees straight into Gawn. Surely the Umps were told to look for that.

13 hours ago, Engorged Onion said:

Vibes are like

team america vomit GIF

Mc Chins after the Toothless ferals lose@


Horrible start, need to lift big time 

1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

According to https://www.lightningmaps.org Mazatlan in Northwest Mexico is getting absolutely smashed with more than one bolt per second in a 10km box. But aside from sporadic action in Seymour, Victoria not getting hit much.

I love that site. I used to play a fun little game of finding street webcams in areas where super-storms were hitting. Once I got to see a Ferrari-Mazerati outdoor car show get obliterated in Dubrovnik.

This game can't start soon enough.

 

Awful quarter, dream start for Collingwood. Bombing isn't working


Need to win so Gus can get the time to heal. 

 
1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

If we can’t win this I hope we break the knees of Cox and Maynard. Filthy pieces of [censored]. Useless footballers. 
 

This is Maynard's last game for the season 

Embarrassing quarter, Gawn on Miocheck? WTF!!n


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