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GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Hawthorn

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Viney smashing in again. He keeps us in it week in week out

 

Good pass ANB. Better 50 by the dumb Hawks player 😁

 

Shut up Daisy. 


 

Poor quarter.. some bruise free football. Oliver and Petracca need to grow a pair..

Oh there's a HTB. Right in front of Hawthorns goal


Just now, leave it to deever said:

Why don't we get rewarded for any of our tackles?

Cos it wouldn't help Carlton if we did.

We need Oliver and Petracca to get involved.

Wouldn’t you know it. Decides to pay htb in front of our goal 


Happy to Hunty

I [censored] hate Hawthorn. Bunch of dirty cheats. Crush them!

Just now, BDA said:

Wouldn’t you know it. Decides to pay htb in front of our goal 

That's three htb for them despite tackling much less.

God id forgotten how much i hate Hawthorn

 

Smash him Clayton !!


We need to beat them up around the ball, they are very very good at retaining possession 

Lol you would think clary and Petracca would show up for maxys 200th I guess not, might want to do something soon 

 
2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Why don't we get rewarded for any of our tackles?

Loved the one where the Hawthorn player dropped it so quickly that it became a 'holding the man' against Gawn. If one rule isn't enforced, the effect of the other rules change dramatically.

Meanwhile, I have never seen Oliver that angry at any time for any reason. Does anyone have a clue what was going on?


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