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Harmes Cops a Week

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Chose to bump. 
 

See ya. 

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    4 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

    Probably fair

    De Goey therefore gets 3-4... let's see

    De Goey will go straight to the tribunal.  He'll get a nominal three before they appeal.  Harmes deserved his week.  Was a little unlucky that Cotterell fumbled but that's how it goes. 

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    Bump is dead ⚰️

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    Well the bump is dead so 1 week not unexpected. De Gooey should get minimum 3 weeks. 

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    Just for a laugh Harmes should spend next Monday just following De Goey around, getting in his face and trying to interfere in everything he does.

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    6 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    Just for a laugh Harmes should spend next Monday just following De Goey around, getting in his face and trying to interfere in everything he does.

    Then he'll get done for 6 months as an accomplice

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    1 hour ago, DemonWA said:

    Bump is dead ⚰️

    Yeah and nah. 
     

    It’s really only when the head’s involved.

    The bump isn’t dead. Just need to execute it while at the same time trying to internally decipher if and how you’re gonna [censored] mix the opposition at opportune times. 

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    Yes.. I understand why he copped a week. However, it’s suppose to be a contact sport. “Choose to bump” and “choose to tackle”… I get that it’s a “choice” but without that choice, it’s not a contact sport and it’s most definitely not AFL. The choice is getting taken away. Only a few years ago, I use to watch as much footy as I could, now I barely make it through one of our games. 

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    It’s stiff because he’s in position to tackle, the Carlton player fumbles, he can’t dive on the footy, that’s a free, shouldn’t lead with head and get crashed in to, that’s dangerous.

    He can only really try to block the Carlton player. Obviously he’s gone a little heavy with a bumping action but it’s an attempt to clear the space. There’s a reason there’s no damage don’t because it wasn’t an attempt to cause any. 

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    23 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

    It’s stiff because he’s in position to tackle, the Carlton player fumbles, he can’t dive on the footy, that’s a free, shouldn’t lead with head and get crashed in to, that’s dangerous.

    He can only really try to block the Carlton player. Obviously he’s gone a little heavy with a bumping action but it’s an attempt to clear the space. There’s a reason there’s no damage don’t because it wasn’t an attempt to cause any. 

    whereas kmart dusty at the filth's intention was to physically hurt the meth coke bloke

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    11 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

    whereas kmart dusty at the filth's intention was to physically hurt the meth coke bloke

    Nothing short of brilliant.

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    1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

    Just for a laugh Harmes should spend next Monday just following De Goey around, getting in his face and trying to interfere in everything he does.

    Recon Maysie should chauffeur Harmsey, just in case reinforcements are needed. 

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    Christian and Gleeson can [censored] Harmes for a week as long as they leave Jack alone.

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    The good news is if that’s a week DeGoey is a month!!! 
    Bad luck for Harmesy but I think given Oliver’s impending return and JJ and Woey showing a bit in the VFL he was going to have this week off anyway.

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    Pickett got 2 for his incident with no KO, Bailey Smith got up as quick as breakdancer then DeGoey should get a 4 to 5 week break. Reckon Pickett would of got that if he hit Smith like Degoey got his opponent this week. 

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    I was just reading the Filth's Big Footy site - 3 weeks for DeGooey  is a popular consensus.

    One bloke, however, had this  interesting take -

        "Get Carlton’s lawyer and Hewett will probably get 3 weeks "

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    12 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Yes.. I understand why he copped a week. However, it’s suppose to be a contact sport. “Choose to bump” and “choose to tackle”… I get that it’s a “choice” but without that choice, it’s not a contact sport and it’s most definitely not AFL. The choice is getting taken away. Only a few years ago, I use to watch as much footy as I could, now I barely make it through one of our games. 

    You could always run at a player with the ball and yell “boo”.

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    56 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    You could always run at a player with the ball and yell “boo”.

    Look on the bright side, by dramatically reducing the number and severity of head knocks and concussions in the game, we greatly increase the prospects for future quality of football commentators.

    I wish I was kidding.

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