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10-0 clearances this quarter is absolutely disgusting.

 
 

FFS 3 throws against Oliver, none against Port. 
Further conspiracy theory reinforcement or MFCSS. 


We have been [censored], absolutely putrid. Disgusting performance, Port's pressure way too much. We suck 

Maybe we are all living in fantasy land that our 2021 form will one day magically appear again.


We look second rate, fumbly and deserve to be behind.

 
1 minute ago, Maldonboy38 said:

"In this quarter, Melbourne have not had a clearance".

Damning stat.

I look forward to the 30 minute segment on the podcast as to why this is actually a good thing.

1 minute ago, Lord Travis said:

Yze needs a rocket. How can a team with Clarry, Trac and Viney consistently get beaten up around stoppages and contests?

Totally agree. Getting smashed in the clearances yet again. Not sure what they work on at training, but it ain’t ruck-mid connection, to go with forward connection.

Our problems are so obvious, yet we continue to seemingly not try anything to rectify them


Just now, leave it to deever said:

I hope Max crushes someone. 

Yeah but we don't want to see him snap and get suspended 

Umps influenced by the moron crowd noise.

Completely outplayed for a half of football and down by 2 goals lol


1 minute ago, monoccular said:

FFS 3 throws against Oliver, none against Port. 
Further conspiracy theory reinforcement or MFCSS. 

The afl don’t want us to win but we are also average 


1 minute ago, monoccular said:

FFS 3 throws against Oliver, none against Port. 
Further conspiracy theory reinforcement or MFCSS. 

Don’t mind them . 
Plucking a HTB against petracca then letting everything else go is my issue 

 

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