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He's back

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8 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

For a moment I thought Pedo was back in town. 

I thought it would be the Demon trumpeter. Or maybe [trigger warning] Brock Mclean.

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    I thought Derryn Hinch was coming back to the Demons!!! 😂🤣

     

    I understand Tom Morris is a Melbourne supporter but I always found him to be quite arrogant and obnoxious. Nevertheless, I guess everyone deserves a second chance.

     

    SEN Radio has never been the same since they sacked David Schwarz. He was the only reason I used to bother listening to SEN.

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    14 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    I thought it would be the Demon trumpeter. Or maybe [trigger warning] Brock Mclean.

    Consider me triggered

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    11 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    Who is this guy? What did he do?

    Some random lower-mid-level AFL media dude. Infamous for two things;

    - Pestering Luke Beveridge for weeks about an issue with a player until Bevo made a goose of himself unloading on him during a press conference.

    - A little collection of recordings of drearily stereotypical 'banter', ranging from rating the f-ability of work colleagues and speculating about their lesbian skill levels, through to announcing that he is a proper white man and whoever he was talking to should stop treating him like he's a (racial slur) or a (homophobic slur) or a (racial slur again).

    Mentally picture a drunk guy hanging onto the side of a merry-go-round and going 'whoa hey heyyyyy' every time it comes around past a hot girl.

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    16 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    I thought it would be the Demon trumpeter. Or maybe [trigger warning] Brock Mclean.

    Thread fusion - ironic humour sending a message to the AFL...

    We could bring the trumpeter back and after every goal have him play this:

     

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    Be good if we could avoid clickbait thread titles on DL so I don't waste a single minute of my day on Tom Morris 

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    11 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    Who is this guy? What did he do?

    I'm assuming they're referring to Tom Morris the golfer, who won 4 British Opens. But at the age of 172, I think he's a bit old to be making a comeback.

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    Speaking of annoying comebacks. 'Damo', the nosey vicar of Australian football, is back with his vacuous sliding doors.

    And here's something; I actually find this comment 'offensive', in the sense that it simply not okay to do this to a young person.

    "Tipping Horne-Francis to go All-Australian."

    A nineteen year old kid starting out at his second club already after leaving the first in ignominious circumstances for which excessive pressure and scrutiny are commonly sited as a factor. Meanwhile, the poor kid is yet to play a single outstanding game personally.

    What a regulation POS. that really got on my nerves.

    Hmm, can we start a 'idiotic media hot-takes' thread? Or would it take up too much Demonland data storage?

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    2 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Some random lower-mid-level AFL media dude. Infamous for two things;

    - Pestering Luke Beveridge for weeks about an issue with a player until Bevo made a goose of himself unloading on him during a press conference.

    - A little collection of recordings of drearily stereotypical 'banter', ranging from rating the f-ability of work colleagues and speculating about their lesbian skill levels, through to announcing that he is a proper white man and whoever he was talking to should stop treating him like he's a (racial slur) or a (homophobic slur) or a (racial slur again).

    Mentally picture a drunk guy hanging onto the side of a merry-go-round and going 'whoa hey heyyyyy' every time it comes around past a hot girl.

    IIRC, he had some role at or link to MFC (can someone enlighten on this?) but this ended when he was found to be leaking info about the club - MFC supporter and all!

    Top bloke!

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    7 minutes ago, Roger Mellie said:

    IIRC, he had some role at or link to MFC (can someone enlighten on this?) but this ended when he was found to be leaking info about the club - MFC supporter and all!

    Top bloke!

    That's right wasn't he hosting the official podcast as well? 

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    4 hours ago, Roger Mellie said:

    IIRC, he had some role at or link to MFC (can someone enlighten on this?) but this ended when he was found to be leaking info about the club - MFC supporter and all!

    Top bloke!

    Leaking from inside an Employer was treated very seriously by other Journalists when I worked with them. It just was not done 

    SEN is like a constant sieve so i daresay he will be right at home

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    On 3/9/2023 at 4:09 PM, daisycutter said:

    what's a sen?

    A near worthless item, 100th of a yen

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    Welcome back. Calls it as it is. Very rare in this day and age.  

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    I certainly didn't miss him while he was cancelled. One less hack was fine by me.

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    Talking about “he’s back”, can someone please confirm the timing of when ProDee disappeared off these pages and then recently reappeared as Gator; and compare that to the timing of when TM was sacked and when he recently reappeared? 
    My gut feel is that TM is ProDee / Gator - but I could be wrong. 

    Edited by Neil Crompton

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    37 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Talking about “he’s back”, can someone please confirm the timing of when ProDee disappeared off these pages and then recently reappeared as Gator; and compare that to the timing of when TM was sacked and when he recently reappeared? 
    My gut feel is that TM is ProDee / Gator - but I could be wrong. 

    Not sure who TM is, but if you want to find out what name changes members have gone through just click on their profile and press that sign next to their handle.

    Edited by Dee Zephyr

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    I wasn’t expecting this. Personally I think he/she/they/them should’ve been hung, drawn and quartered (at a minimum.. so probably one eighth’d). 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    On 3/9/2023 at 1:03 PM, Jontee said:

    I took fright and thought it was Mark Neeld

    I thought, firstly, that in order to reinforce our forward line, somehow they re-recruited Weideman . This is a sigh of relief: SIGH! It was clickbait.

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    On 3/9/2023 at 5:05 PM, dazzledavey36 said:

    Perm ban

    Lord must’ve exceeded the facepalm cap. 

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    22 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Talking about “he’s back”, can someone please confirm the timing of when ProDee disappeared off these pages and then recently reappeared as Gator; and compare that to the timing of when TM was sacked and when he recently reappeared? 
    My gut feel is that TM is ProDee / Gator - but I could be wrong. 

    I think the age would be way off for that

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