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Petracca in the Lab

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6 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Hair line fracture must be ok 🤞

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    1 hour ago, Marco said:

    Hair line fracture must be ok 🤞

    Most definitely.

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    Really like the way this Petracca bloke moves, treadmill or no treadmill. Looks like he's been going at it for a while in this session, and isn't it great to see him operating this way - hammer and tongs - at this stage of the next season. This bloke does not compete with his mate Clarrie, he just ensures that he is in the best possible condition that he can be and takes it all on (including the physical testing) from his own inspiration and volition. Gotta admire his inputs to our Club; professional endeavour and focus. Onyer, Tracca!

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    Like he said as an 18 yo, I want to be the best in the league.!!

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    The failure of straight sets will drive this group and coaching staff to never experience that feeling again.

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    I am glad Christian Petracca is such a driven and professional footballer for the Demons.

    I hope he is enjoying his holiday in Europe and getting plenty of rest and relaxation too. 😎👍

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    These are the types of blokes we have in our side! Passionate, determined and competitive. Gotta love the work ethic from the bull!

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    Wonder if he will ski in the Kitzbuhel downhill 😆

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    If the lab clones him do we automatically get Petracca V2 or does he go into the draft?

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    10 hours ago, Supreme_Demon said:

    I am glad Christian Petracca is such a driven and professional footballer for the Demons.

    I hope he is enjoying his holiday in Europe and getting plenty of rest and relaxation too. 😎👍

    Just in case the Australian Taxation Office is monitoring Demonland, clearly Petracca was not on a holiday at all. His travel costs were entirely directed toward high performance training with this photo the proof.

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    12 hours ago, DeeZone said:

    Like he said as an 18 yo, I want to be the best in the league.!!

    To think, many of us scoffed at the assumptive self-confidence back then. We have been taught a lesson. Heil, Tracca.

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    1 hour ago, chook fowler said:

    The Red Bull nutritionist recommends schnitzel und strudel. 

    But schnitzel is Austrian...make it bratwurst sautéed in onions and horseradish with a little Dusseldorf mustard to accompany. :-)

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    3 hours ago, Deemania since 56 said:

    But schnitzel is Austrian...make it bratwurst sautéed in onions and horseradish with a little Dusseldorf mustard to accompany. :-)

    That sounds delicious Ds56. Yum.!!

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    And it means he can claim the trip against his tax which doesnt go astray!!😉

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    5 hours ago, Deemania since 56 said:

    But schnitzel is Austrian...make it bratwurst sautéed in onions and horseradish with a little Dusseldorf mustard to accompany. :-)

    but Trac is in Austria i believe, so schnitzel it is. Hold the Black Forest cake.

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    Great to see him working hard in the off season. Great attitude 

    i think I recall him saying he probably overdid it last year I’m terms of continuing to train on and not resting properly before preseason. I hope he makes sure he puts his feet up and properly recharges before season 2023.

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    6 hours ago, Deemania since 56 said:

    But schnitzel is Austrian...make it bratwurst sautéed in onions and horseradish with a little Dusseldorf mustard to accompany. :-)

    My mouth is watering.

    ( In berlin for the first and only time, put our cases in our room, walked down the street and into the first cafe we could find.

    Me : Excuse me is there any German food on the menu?

    Waiter : No sir, this is an italian restaurant.)

    Does anyone know what Trac is actually doing?

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    8 hours ago, buck_nekkid said:

    Great having Red Bull on the sponsorship team if we get great cross promos like this!

    Hi Buck. As long as they don't buy your club and rename it RB Leipzig, RB Salzburg or New York Red Bulls and change the kit to their corporate colours. They are despised by the other Bundesliga clubs for this very reason. 

    German clubs are supposed to be 50%+1 owned by their fans so that no company can have a controlling interest in their decision making process. Red Bull got around this by purchasing what was then a lower league amateur team in Leipzig, limiting it's membership to just 21 people, many of who are unknown but suspected to be associated to the company so they could control it by proxy. 

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