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Gastro Scare at the Dees

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1 hour ago, Wells 11 said:

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Was the most stupid and funniest movie of that year. Had a certain Mel Brooke's feel about it.

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2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Hibbo is a massive loss if he doesnโ€™t get up. A perfect match up for Papley.ย 

He will be fine. One tough hog.

5 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Coach:ย  "I want guts today, boys.ย  Show me what you've got in yas!"

As long as it's only guts coming out from the lads.


i do hope hibberd is not making a pig of himselfย ๐Ÿท

Edited by daisycutter

Iโ€™ve read conflicting reports on Hibberd. Cleary is saying he had gastro symptoms, however the Fox Sports person reported that heโ€™s just under the weather and The Age has said heโ€™s unwell but not actually gastro.

Iโ€™d be testing Goodys food. He enjoys dodgy fish around finals time and needs to learn to fully cook his chicken. ย Did he have Hibbo over for a meal! ย 

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16 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

If we canโ€™t beat the Swans without Hibberd we arenโ€™t winning the Premiership.ย 

Have to agree with this.

If we can't win without our 16-23rd best player, it's not going to be a very enjoyable September.

He will be missed though if he's out, or off his tucker if selected.ย ย 


I guess one good thing may have come from Covid ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿฆ  and that is they donโ€™t share water bottles or at least squirt them rather than put their lips to them. ย 
Hopefully they havenโ€™t shared bottles or glasses etcย 

I will have Gastro Saturday morning after a few frothiesย 

7 minutes ago, SPC said:

I will have Gastro Saturday morning after a few frothiesย 

The severity of which will depend upon the scoreboard.

I reckon Hibberd will fine.ย 

Gotta catch a break ( figuratively speaking of course) with our backline eventually.


It's never just one bloke, about a billion times more contagious than Covid, please hook him up to an IV, it's the lack of fluids that flattens you.

4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

just mind games to confuse swans

I'd reckon that there are a few of these mind games circulating between and across the Demons and the Swans. Sides selected tonight from which some second-thinking may be clarified. Those secrets and innuendos are difficult to ascertain, so we have to wait until Friday night, I guess.ย 

1 hour ago, At the break of Gawn said:

Iโ€™ve read conflicting reports on Hibberd. Cleary is saying he had gastro symptoms, however the Fox Sports person reported that heโ€™s just under the weather and The Age has said heโ€™s unwell but not actually gastro.

Maybe heโ€™s just sick of the standard of journalism in this country?

1 hour ago, At the break of Gawn said:

Iโ€™ve read conflicting reports on Hibberd. Cleary is saying he had gastro symptoms, however the Fox Sports person reported that heโ€™s just under the weather and The Age has said heโ€™s unwell but not actually gastro.

He's possibly preparing the alimentary canal for a great opportunity upon his opponent Friday night.


5 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Running 12-15 Ks in an AFL game the day after copping a bout of gastro can't be great preparation.ย 

Thankfully not wearing the away shorts tomorrow

2 hours ago, Watson11 said:

Iโ€™d be testing Goodys food. He enjoys dodgy fish around finals time and needs to learn to fully cook his chicken. ย Did he have Hibbo over for a meal! ย 

No Hibbo wasn't there. It was roast pork apparently, and he declined the invitation stating it would be too cannibalistic.

2 hours ago, Watson11 said:

Iโ€™d be testing Goodys food. He enjoys dodgy fish around finals time and needs to learn to fully cook his chicken. ย Did he have Hibbo over for a meal! ย 

Word has it Scomo "cooked" him a chicken curry last nightย 

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My big problem with this story is has Goodwin peaked early this year.ย 

Edited by Mr Steve

goody was just loading and overdone it

Edited by daisycutter


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