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Gastro Scare at the Dees

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1 hour ago, Wells 11 said:

 

Was the most stupid and funniest movie of that year. Had a certain Mel Brooke's feel about it.

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    2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

    Hibbo is a massive loss if he doesn’t get up. A perfect match up for Papley. 

    He will be fine. One tough hog.

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    5 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    Coach:  "I want guts today, boys.  Show me what you've got in yas!"

    As long as it's only guts coming out from the lads.

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    i do hope hibberd is not making a pig of himself 🐷

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    I’ve read conflicting reports on Hibberd. Cleary is saying he had gastro symptoms, however the Fox Sports person reported that he’s just under the weather and The Age has said he’s unwell but not actually gastro.

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    I’d be testing Goodys food. He enjoys dodgy fish around finals time and needs to learn to fully cook his chicken.  Did he have Hibbo over for a meal!  

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    16 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

    If we can’t beat the Swans without Hibberd we aren’t winning the Premiership. 

    Have to agree with this.

    If we can't win without our 16-23rd best player, it's not going to be a very enjoyable September.

    He will be missed though if he's out, or off his tucker if selected.  

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    I guess one good thing may have come from Covid 🇨🇳🦠 and that is they don’t share water bottles or at least squirt them rather than put their lips to them.  
    Hopefully they haven’t shared bottles or glasses etc 

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    I will have Gastro Saturday morning after a few frothies 

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    7 minutes ago, SPC said:

    I will have Gastro Saturday morning after a few frothies 

    The severity of which will depend upon the scoreboard.

    I reckon Hibberd will fine. 

    Gotta catch a break ( figuratively speaking of course) with our backline eventually.

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    It's never just one bloke, about a billion times more contagious than Covid, please hook him up to an IV, it's the lack of fluids that flattens you.

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    4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    just mind games to confuse swans

    I'd reckon that there are a few of these mind games circulating between and across the Demons and the Swans. Sides selected tonight from which some second-thinking may be clarified. Those secrets and innuendos are difficult to ascertain, so we have to wait until Friday night, I guess. 

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    1 hour ago, At the break of Gawn said:

    I’ve read conflicting reports on Hibberd. Cleary is saying he had gastro symptoms, however the Fox Sports person reported that he’s just under the weather and The Age has said he’s unwell but not actually gastro.

    Maybe he’s just sick of the standard of journalism in this country?

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    1 hour ago, At the break of Gawn said:

    I’ve read conflicting reports on Hibberd. Cleary is saying he had gastro symptoms, however the Fox Sports person reported that he’s just under the weather and The Age has said he’s unwell but not actually gastro.

    He's possibly preparing the alimentary canal for a great opportunity upon his opponent Friday night.

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    5 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    Running 12-15 Ks in an AFL game the day after copping a bout of gastro can't be great preparation. 

    Thankfully not wearing the away shorts tomorrow

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    2 hours ago, Watson11 said:

    I’d be testing Goodys food. He enjoys dodgy fish around finals time and needs to learn to fully cook his chicken.  Did he have Hibbo over for a meal!  

    No Hibbo wasn't there. It was roast pork apparently, and he declined the invitation stating it would be too cannibalistic.

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    2 hours ago, Watson11 said:

    I’d be testing Goodys food. He enjoys dodgy fish around finals time and needs to learn to fully cook his chicken.  Did he have Hibbo over for a meal!  

    Word has it Scomo "cooked" him a chicken curry last night 

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    My big problem with this story is has Goodwin peaked early this year. 

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    goody was just loading and overdone it

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