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GAMEDAY: Rd 22 vs Carlton

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Bradshaws disposal is so bad. Almost cost the goal 

 

VERY LUCKY

Why the hell was Maxy the choice there? We had guys free in much safer spaces!

This team is going to kill me

 

Just now, Gunna’s said:

Why is the umpire not looking at curnows elbow in his back?

My guess is coz it’s a red and blue one

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    Just now, Red But Mostly Blue said:

    Why the hell was Maxy the choice there?

    Because he always is. As great as he is by god I wish we weren't so damn predictable.

     
    1 minute ago, Clint Bizkit said:

    Salem has been rubbish all year, bring back Bowey.

    Been carrying his knee problem, even before the first game


    Defence is becoming as useless as our forward line.  
     

    Bring in Disco and JVR for a final

    fling next week. 

    We're cooked. Too many players 2nd to the ball.

    Haha we are huge chokers.

    [censored] I hate carlton


    Some players are seriously weak as [censored], its a disgrace

    How did we get here?…

    Just now, leave it to deever said:

    Are the commentators blues fans?

    Tonight they are

    A shadow of our former selves, we’re cooked I fear 

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    Just now, RedLegs23 said:

    How did we get here?…

    Complacency from the players and coaches

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    Good god we're awful.

    Half their solid on ballers are out and we're still getting spanked around the ball.

    So [censored] predictable 

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