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Stewart Dew - Hughes Menswear Salesman

Alistair Clarkson - Anger Management Consultant

Jeff Kennett - Hair Replacement Spruiker

Eddie McGuire - Storeman & Packer

Gil McLachlan - Pan-man

 
  • Our Daisy - Surfer’s Paradise meter maid
  • Elliot – body painter
  • Fritta - fragrance chemist
  • Bailey Smith – personal shopper
  • Himmelberg – software hacker
  • Aliir Aliir – speech therapist
  • Changkuoth Jiath – UN special envoy
  • Viney - nuclear power reactor operator
  • Josh P. Kennedy – sommelier
  • Chol – music festival staffer
  • Rohan – sales assistant at $2 shop
  • Sam Frost – off Broadway, second assistant, stage manager
  • Gryan Miers – first assistant secretary, Dept. Births, Deaths and Marriages
  • Special mention, Stuart Dew - New York City hot dog vendor
     

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Tom McDonald: Batman

Jake Bowey: Robin

 
1 hour ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:
  • Gryan Miers – first assistant secretary, Dept. Births, Deaths and Marriages

Gryan Miers registering a couple’s newborn: “if I may, I think you may have made a spelling error. You’ve written Brendan instead of Grendan


17 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I do like fruit picker for Tom Hawkins, I was also thinking cow milker. 

I reckon digging holes is all he'd be good at. I feel like footy smarts is the only smarts there is in that empty melon.

He'd still need someone to tell him when to stop digging too

20 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

What would they be doing..? 

Ben King - Porn star
Zak Jones - Plumber
Joe Daniher - School janitor
Tex Walker - Garbageman
Max Gawn - Barista
Patrick Dangerfield - Lobbyist
Jaeger O’Meara - Abercrombie and Fitch model
Jake Stringer - Bottle shop attendant
Bailey Fritsch - Hair dresser
Tim Membrey - Red Bull salesman
Eric Hipwood - Lead singer of an 80’s glam rock cover band
Cam Rayner - Pool boy
Jack Ziebell - CrossFit instructor
Matt De Boer - Spray tanner
Jack Darling - Ice cream parlour assistant 

Geez ET, Cam Rayner coming over to "clean ze pool"? I just, yeah.. 

 

1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Jake Melksham -  Sniper 

As Kevin Sheedy once said: "Not all snipers were in Vietnam" 

Charlie Curnow - clown

Tom Hawkins - creepy clown

Gryan Miers - creepier clown

Tex Walker - creepiest clown

 

Edited by Roger Mellie
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On 8/13/2022 at 2:14 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

Gryan Miers registering a couple’s newborn: “if I may, I think you may have made a spelling error. You’ve written Brendan instead of Grendan

Brilliant!

Hibbo. Fred Flintstone

Bowser. Barney Rubble

Chocko. Mr. Slate

WCW.. Wilma Flintstone

Bitter But Twisted. Mr Gazoo

Daisy Pearce. Betty Rubble

 

41 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Hibbo. Fred Flintstone

Bowser. Barney Rubble

Chocko. Mr. Slate

WCW.. Wilma Flintstone

Bitter But Twisted. Mr Gazoo

Daisy Pearce. Betty Rubble

 

I’ll take that! Thanksies PF 🙂


23 minutes ago, layzie said:

Sam Powell-Pepper - Diesel fuel sales rep

East LA gang leader.

 

Cam Guthrie - couch surfer, reeks of other people's weed.

Joe Daniher - suspect in multiple serial killer investigations, always let go because he's too dumb.

Mitch Brown - dirty cop.

Kozzy - James Brown impersonator.

Tex - replacing Eric Bana in Chopper 2: Hepatitis Boogaloo.

BT - shower curtain rings salesman.

20 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

East LA gang leader.

 

Cam Guthrie - couch surfer, reeks of other people's weed.

Joe Daniher - suspect in multiple serial killer investigations, always let go because he's too dumb.

Mitch Brown - dirty cop.

Kozzy - James Brown impersonator.

Tex - replacing Eric Bana in Chopper 2: Hepatitis Boogaloo.

BT - shower curtain rings salesman.

Haha, finished strongly there!

 

I believe there's a Canberra version of this which asks what would Scott Morrison be if he wasn't Prime Minister? Every day there's a new job added, such as Minister for Health, Minister for Home Affairs, etc.


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