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If current players weren’t playing footy..

Ethan Tremblay
in Melbourne Demons

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Stewart Dew - Hughes Menswear Salesman

Alistair Clarkson - Anger Management Consultant

Jeff Kennett - Hair Replacement Spruiker

Eddie McGuire - Storeman & Packer

Gil McLachlan - Pan-man

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    • Our Daisy - Surfer’s Paradise meter maid
    • Elliot – body painter
    • Fritta - fragrance chemist
    • Bailey Smith – personal shopper
    • Himmelberg – software hacker
    • Aliir Aliir – speech therapist
    • Changkuoth Jiath – UN special envoy
    • Viney - nuclear power reactor operator
    • Josh P. Kennedy – sommelier
    • Chol – music festival staffer
    • Rohan – sales assistant at $2 shop
    • Sam Frost – off Broadway, second assistant, stage manager
    • Gryan Miers – first assistant secretary, Dept. Births, Deaths and Marriages
    • Special mention, Stuart Dew - New York City hot dog vendor
       

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    Tom McDonald: Batman

    Jake Bowey: Robin

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    1 hour ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:
    • Gryan Miers – first assistant secretary, Dept. Births, Deaths and Marriages

    Gryan Miers registering a couple’s newborn: “if I may, I think you may have made a spelling error. You’ve written Brendan instead of Grendan”

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    17 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I do like fruit picker for Tom Hawkins, I was also thinking cow milker. 

    I reckon digging holes is all he'd be good at. I feel like footy smarts is the only smarts there is in that empty melon.

    He'd still need someone to tell him when to stop digging too

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    20 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    What would they be doing..? 

    Ben King - Porn star
    Zak Jones - Plumber
    Joe Daniher - School janitor
    Tex Walker - Garbageman
    Max Gawn - Barista
    Patrick Dangerfield - Lobbyist
    Jaeger O’Meara - Abercrombie and Fitch model
    Jake Stringer - Bottle shop attendant
    Bailey Fritsch - Hair dresser
    Tim Membrey - Red Bull salesman
    Eric Hipwood - Lead singer of an 80’s glam rock cover band
    Cam Rayner - Pool boy
    Jack Ziebell - CrossFit instructor
    Matt De Boer - Spray tanner
    Jack Darling - Ice cream parlour assistant 

    Geez ET, Cam Rayner coming over to "clean ze pool"? I just, yeah.. 

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    1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Jake Melksham -  Sniper 

    As Kevin Sheedy once said: "Not all snipers were in Vietnam" 

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    Charlie Curnow - clown

    Tom Hawkins - creepy clown

    Gryan Miers - creepier clown

    Tex Walker - creepiest clown

     

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    Typo

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    On 8/13/2022 at 2:14 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Gryan Miers registering a couple’s newborn: “if I may, I think you may have made a spelling error. You’ve written Brendan instead of Grendan”

    Brilliant!

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    Hibbo. Fred Flintstone

    Bowser. Barney Rubble

    Chocko. Mr. Slate

    WCW.. Wilma Flintstone

    Bitter But Twisted. Mr Gazoo

    Daisy Pearce. Betty Rubble

     

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    41 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Hibbo. Fred Flintstone

    Bowser. Barney Rubble

    Chocko. Mr. Slate

    WCW.. Wilma Flintstone

    Bitter But Twisted. Mr Gazoo

    Daisy Pearce. Betty Rubble

     

    I’ll take that! Thanksies PF 🙂

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    23 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Sam Powell-Pepper - Diesel fuel sales rep

    East LA gang leader.

     

    Cam Guthrie - couch surfer, reeks of other people's weed.

    Joe Daniher - suspect in multiple serial killer investigations, always let go because he's too dumb.

    Mitch Brown - dirty cop.

    Kozzy - James Brown impersonator.

    Tex - replacing Eric Bana in Chopper 2: Hepatitis Boogaloo.

    BT - shower curtain rings salesman.

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    20 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

    East LA gang leader.

     

    Cam Guthrie - couch surfer, reeks of other people's weed.

    Joe Daniher - suspect in multiple serial killer investigations, always let go because he's too dumb.

    Mitch Brown - dirty cop.

    Kozzy - James Brown impersonator.

    Tex - replacing Eric Bana in Chopper 2: Hepatitis Boogaloo.

    BT - shower curtain rings salesman.

    Haha, finished strongly there!

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    I believe there's a Canberra version of this which asks what would Scott Morrison be if he wasn't Prime Minister? Every day there's a new job added, such as Minister for Health, Minister for Home Affairs, etc.

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