Stewart Dew - Hughes Menswear Salesman

Alistair Clarkson - Anger Management Consultant

Jeff Kennett - Hair Replacement Spruiker

Eddie McGuire - Storeman & Packer

Gil McLachlan - Pan-man

• Our Daisy - Surfer’s Paradise meter maid
• Elliot – body painter
• Fritta - fragrance chemist
• Bailey Smith – personal shopper
• Himmelberg – software hacker
• Aliir Aliir – speech therapist
• Changkuoth Jiath – UN special envoy
• Viney - nuclear power reactor operator
• Josh P. Kennedy – sommelier
• Chol – music festival staffer
• Rohan – sales assistant at $2 shop
• Sam Frost – off Broadway, second assistant, stage manager
• Gryan Miers – first assistant secretary, Dept. Births, Deaths and Marriages
• Special mention, Stuart Dew - New York City hot dog vendor
   

Edited August 13, 20223 yr by Queanbeyan Demon

Tom McDonald: Batman

Jake Bowey: Robin

1 hour ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

• Gryan Miers – first assistant secretary, Dept. Births, Deaths and Marriages

Gryan Miers registering a couple’s newborn: “if I may, I think you may have made a spelling error. You’ve written Brendan instead of Grendan”

Luke Jackson - unsure if he should stay at Mcdonalds or take the money and move to Hungry Jacks.

Zac Jones - a consultant for Ashley & Martin

 

Edited August 13, 20223 yr by chook fowler

17 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I do like fruit picker for Tom Hawkins, I was also thinking cow milker. 

I reckon digging holes is all he'd be good at. I feel like footy smarts is the only smarts there is in that empty melon.

He'd still need someone to tell him when to stop digging too

20 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

What would they be doing..? 

Ben King - Porn star
Zak Jones - Plumber
Joe Daniher - School janitor
Tex Walker - Garbageman
Max Gawn - Barista
Patrick Dangerfield - Lobbyist
Jaeger O’Meara - Abercrombie and Fitch model
Jake Stringer - Bottle shop attendant
Bailey Fritsch - Hair dresser
Tim Membrey - Red Bull salesman
Eric Hipwood - Lead singer of an 80’s glam rock cover band
Cam Rayner - Pool boy
Jack Ziebell - CrossFit instructor
Matt De Boer - Spray tanner
Jack Darling - Ice cream parlour assistant 

Geez ET, Cam Rayner coming over to "clean ze pool"? I just, yeah.. 

Selwood - CEO of LuvA Duck

And milk swings a cat for a 2nd.

Jake Melksham -  Sniper 

1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Jake Melksham -  Sniper 

As Kevin Sheedy once said: "Not all snipers were in Vietnam" 

Charlie Curnow - clown

Tom Hawkins - creepy clown

Gryan Miers - creepier clown

Tex Walker - creepiest clown

 

Edited August 14, 20223 yr by Roger Mellie
Typo

Carlton Supporters - Simpsons Villagers

 

Tim English - Macguyver 

Tex Walker - Queen cover band vocalist 

Joeboy: Précis teacher

On 8/13/2022 at 2:14 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

Gryan Miers registering a couple’s newborn: “if I may, I think you may have made a spelling error. You’ve written Brendan instead of Grendan”

Brilliant!

Hibbo. Fred Flintstone

Bowser. Barney Rubble

Chocko. Mr. Slate

WCW.. Wilma Flintstone

Bitter But Twisted. Mr Gazoo

Daisy Pearce. Betty Rubble

 

41 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Hibbo. Fred Flintstone

Bowser. Barney Rubble

Chocko. Mr. Slate

WCW.. Wilma Flintstone

Bitter But Twisted. Mr Gazoo

Daisy Pearce. Betty Rubble

 

I’ll take that! Thanksies PF 🙂

Sam Powell-Pepper - Diesel fuel sales rep

23 minutes ago, layzie said:

Sam Powell-Pepper - Diesel fuel sales rep

East LA gang leader.

 

Cam Guthrie - couch surfer, reeks of other people's weed.

Joe Daniher - suspect in multiple serial killer investigations, always let go because he's too dumb.

Mitch Brown - dirty cop.

Kozzy - James Brown impersonator.

Tex - replacing Eric Bana in Chopper 2: Hepatitis Boogaloo.

BT - shower curtain rings salesman.

20 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

East LA gang leader.

 

Cam Guthrie - couch surfer, reeks of other people's weed.

Joe Daniher - suspect in multiple serial killer investigations, always let go because he's too dumb.

Mitch Brown - dirty cop.

Kozzy - James Brown impersonator.

Tex - replacing Eric Bana in Chopper 2: Hepatitis Boogaloo.

BT - shower curtain rings salesman.

Haha, finished strongly there!

Stewart Dew - Myers Santa

Jake Bowey - Christmas elf

I believe there's a Canberra version of this which asks what would Scott Morrison be if he wasn't Prime Minister? Every day there's a new job added, such as Minister for Health, Minister for Home Affairs, etc.