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My 3 word player analysis V Fremantle

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Gawn - involved too late

Viney - disappeared second half

Petracca - career worst game

Oliver - amazing first half

Brayshaw - tried but unsuccessful 

Bowey - record has ended

Jordon - kept at it

Pickett - only dangerous forward

Jackson - another poor game 

Spargo - had little involvement 

Lever - overwhelmed and irrelevant 

Neal-Bullen- some minor touches

Sparrow - had no influence 

Bedford - 5 minute game

Dunstan - instilled no confidence 

Fritsch - 5 minute game

Rivers - loose and wayward

Hunt - was embarrassingly amateurish 

Weidemann - never looked likely

Brown - was thoroughly destroyed 

Petty - tried but limited

Melksham - goodbye and farewell 

May - still our best

 

 

Melksham - Why selectors why?

Brown - worse than useless

Weed - better down back

Rivers - out of form

Jordon - impressive season continues

 Bowey - disposal has declined

Trac - has lost pace.

Tracc Goalkicking is unnaceptable

Goodwin Outcoached by Longmire

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run away catch me if you can GIF by Barbara Pozzi

Searching for positives!


Tracc - injured or ill

After half time - far from best

BBB: Please avoid rakes

the simpsons rake GIF

 

Melksham - shouldn't have played

Dunstan - not good enough

Weideman - not good enough

Hunt - season worst game

Jackson - season worst game

Brown - can't get worse

Petracca - shouldn't have played (given he was sick)

Spargo - not a winger

Rivers - out of form

May - irreplaceable, irreplaceable, irreplaceable


Oliver - nothing but accumulation

1 minute ago, Supermercado said:

Oliver - nothing but accumulation

Harsh.

In the first half he was the number one reason we dominated. Was a class above all our other midfielders and took it right up to the Fremantle midfield almost on his own.

Second half he was tagged relentlessly by Aish and couldn't break the tag. In part because Petracca wasn't there to help out.

34 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Trac - clearly not 100% (he looked slow, almost disinterested in some contests). Definitely not 100%

Christian was really sick yesterday. Couldn’t  even do a very simple favour asked by his management team.  Can’t believe he played today. 

33 minutes ago, goodwindees said:

Christian was really sick yesterday. Couldn’t  even do a very simple favour asked by his management team.  Can’t believe he played today. 

And that's how he looked. Played deep forward for most of the last quarter.


1 hour ago, Supermercado said:

Oliver - nothing but accumulation

Disagree. He pushed the game but was unlucky to find opposition players when he cleared the ball. Oliver was becoming a problem for Freo but for some reason we benched him, and for 10 minutes. By then Freo had halted momentum. It was one of the most baffling coaching decision I have ever seen. I said to my old man “Oliver is pushing the play if we drag him Freo will take control”.

10 hours ago, picket fence said:

Tracc Goalkicking is unnaceptable

Goodwin Outcoached by Longmire

I hope that's not a prediction about next week's match v Swans !!!

11 hours ago, picket fence said:

Tracc Goalkicking is unnaceptable

Goodwin Outcoached by Longmire

I recon Longmire can coach. But yesterday's performance was beyond genius. 

9 hours ago, Supermercado said:

Oliver - nothing but accumulation

Wow wee. There are dozens of accumulators in the comp on 800K, but rest assured Clayton isn't one of them. I can't remember one cheap possession yesterday. 

11 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Wow wee. There are dozens of accumulators in the comp on 800K, but rest assured Clayton isn't one of them. I can't remember one cheap possession yesterday. 

Agree ,Clayton Oliver earnt every possesion yesterday. If you want to see a freewheeling accumulator that gets cheap possesions, look no further than the bloke at Essendon who we didnt take. Thank God Clarry is not like him !

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3 hours ago, Winners at last said:

I hope that's not a prediction about next week's match v Swans !!!

I meant Longmuir🙃

Weidemann - never looks likely (unfortunately)

Missed lingers badly

Petty not fit

may injury insurmountable

defensive structured stuffed

Too many injuries

Must beat swans

 

Melky: dismissed on 200

22 hours ago, goodwindees said:

Christian was really sick yesterday. Couldn’t  even do a very simple favour asked by his management team.  Can’t believe he played today. 

Interesting that he was sick the day before.

Maybe he woke up yesterday morning feeling better, put his hand up to play, but realised mid-game he didn't have the energy?

If it's just how he's feeling, I imagine it would have been hard for Goodwin to overrule him if he's declaring himself over his sickness.


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