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Year of the Tiger

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dworship Redleg

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11 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Not quite. You have to buy a Tattslotto ticket and you have to put yourself in the vicinity of the bus to give it a chance!

On the other hand, I find it depressing that more people know their star sign than their blood group.

Full disclosure: I'm a Scorpio with A+ blood.

I'm a Sagittarian, born in the year of the Monkey and B+.... says it all really.

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13 hours ago, picket fence said:

Anyone who believes this smoke and mirrors stuff also believes things happen for a reason.What utter Tosh!  If you win tattslotto or get hit by a bus it is all random. Dont get me started on philosophies of life, death and most importantly winning premierships! Albert Camus was on the money. Existentialism is not neccesarily a bad way to look at things. Chinese calendars? Bah!

Absurdism is more your gnere Picket.

 

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Stiff Arm Redleg

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7 hours ago, Demonstone said:

I spoke to my personal horoscope consultant this morning and he told me "The sun shines out of Uranus". 

He then went on to say that the moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter is about to align with Mars.  The next bit was a bit hard to catch, but I think this is what he said.

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I went to my regular psychic appointment today and it was closed

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dworship Redleg

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6 hours ago, Left Foot Snap said:

Hey, me too!!

You aren't me are you?

 I don't think so but if I am people may be concerned.

I'm also adopted so you could be my unknown twin.

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2 hours ago, dworship said:

 I don't think so but if I am people may be concerned.

I'm also adopted so you could be my unknown twin.

Dw, a twin of me is probably too much for the world bear!

(Cue Demonstone, I didn't know which spelling of bare was the correct one in this instance)

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14 minutes ago, Left Foot Snap said:

Dw, a twin of me is probably too much for the world bear!

(Cue Demonstone, I didn't know which spelling of bare was the correct one in this instance)

I believe "bear" is correct in this context and now I'm starting to think you are me! I'm thinking I may need a new moniker "Right Foot Snap" maybe?

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47 minutes ago, dworship said:

I believe "bear" is correct in this context and now I'm starting to think you are me! I'm thinking I may need a new moniker "Right Foot Snap" maybe?

There would be no irony in the that unless you had as bad a right boot as my left was.

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Ideal script for 22: The Tigers to start the year on fire and dominate the competition all season.  We're a bit off the boil / deal with some injury issues but get it together for finals and ultimately face them in the grand final as underdogs... and go on to spank them.  I know a bunch of Richmond supporters that think without injuries etc they would've beaten us last year in the finals.

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