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2 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Am I correct in assuming Luke Jackson wonโ€™t be in attendance.

Everyone should be there. Pre season starts the following day.

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15 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Do we have to simulate being nervous when Bont kicks a "more [censored] than class" to put them 19 points up? I expect to see lots of people getting a pass out to have a gasper on the concourse outside.

I'm looking forward to the bit where everyone shouts out "bang bang bang" in unison. BANG BANG BANG! (I'm just practising.)

This is going to be good.

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What does that fool know? It's already in AFL folklore as "that 10 minutes".

Spoke to a Hawks fan yesterday. He was saying that was the most amazing few minutes of football he can remember seeing. God it feels good, not just winning the flag, but doing it in a fashion that will never be forgotten. And respected.

I agree with you on bt.

But sticking up for him I think it was 17 minutes chronologicallyย  and 10 minutes of actual game time in play.ย 

But sidekick JB's call of bang bang bang now surpasses "Barry you star" by Quarters and "I see it but i don't believe it" by huddo.

Now 2nd only to the immortal "Jezza you beauty " by you know who.

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James Brayshaw has gone from being derided to loved by demons fans in 2 hours!

what a world

19 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Given the stupidity of WA and their insane border restrictions I wouldnโ€™t be shocked if the WA boys have been told they can stay home to spend Xmas with their families before returning to pre season.ย 
If they come back now they wonโ€™t be able to see their parents for Christmas.ย 

Don't think they'll wanna miss this.
Be a lifetime experience.


11 hours ago, rpfc said:

unimpressed oprah GIF

You're not doubting my sincerity are you? It's something I've been working on. I only meant credit where credit's due.

19 hours ago, Caligula's cohort said:

Everyone should be there. Pre season starts the following day.

Indeed. LJ and Riv were at Woeyโ€™s joint last night

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1 hour ago, Demonland said:

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31,000 would be a poor show. We should be getting closer to 50,000.

2 hours ago, BDA said:

31,000 would be a poor show. We should be getting closer to 50,000.

Dont know how many ย un vaccinated under 12s will get there ย ?


5 hours ago, DubDee said:

Indeed. LJ and Riv were at Woeyโ€™s joint last night

Great! so they have a week to book flights...

Is it just me or is anyone else disproportionately excited about next Sunday?!

My son told me heโ€™s gonna bring his new girlfriend to meet me sometime before xmas. I says, coolโ€ฆ pretty much any day other than December 5th.ย 

Last weekend my sister invited me to her work xmas do. I says, itโ€™s not on December 5th is it? Coz if so, I canโ€™t make it.ย 

Then this morning a friend asked me to her husbandโ€™s birthday bbq which is on December 5th. I says, I canโ€™t go, remember? Iโ€™m going to the Premiership event at the MCG. She says, Really??! Because of that footy thing?ย ๐Ÿ˜ณย that โ€œfooty thing.โ€ Henceforth, she is dead to me.ย ๐Ÿ˜
Soooo excited for it!!!!

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’•โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Then this morning a friend asked me to her husbandโ€™s birthday bbq which is on December 5th. I says, I canโ€™t go, remember? Iโ€™m going to the Premiership event at the MCG. She says, Really??! Because of that footy thing?ย ๐Ÿ˜ณย that โ€œfooty thing.โ€ Henceforth, she is dead to me.ย ๐Ÿ˜
Soooo excited for it!!!!

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’•โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

A completely appropriate reaction WCW.

About time said husband finds another wife methinks. One who isnโ€™t so ignorant concerning such important matters. Might have to play match-maker beginning your search next Sunday at the G.

3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Is it just me or is anyone else disproportionately excited about next Sunday?!

My son told me heโ€™s gonna bring his new girlfriend to meet me sometime before xmas. I says, coolโ€ฆ pretty much any day other than December 5th.ย 

Last weekend my sister invited me to her work xmas do. I says, itโ€™s not on December 5th is it? Coz if so, I canโ€™t make it.ย 

Then this morning a friend asked me to her husbandโ€™s birthday bbq which is on December 5th. I says, I canโ€™t go, remember? Iโ€™m going to the Premiership event at the MCG. She says, Really??! Because of that footy thing?ย ๐Ÿ˜ณย that โ€œfooty thing.โ€ Henceforth, she is dead to me.ย ๐Ÿ˜
Soooo excited for it!!!!

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’•โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

it's times like these that you find out who your true friends are, wcw

stay red and blue and true

4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Because of that footy thing

For sure WCW, you can do much better than friends like that. Phhhhh.


2 hours ago, Demon Disciple said:

A completely appropriate reaction WCW.

About time said husband finds another wife methinks. One who isnโ€™t so ignorant concerning such important matters. Might have to play match-maker beginning your search next Sunday at the G.

Alas! Her husband is just as bad. He got on the phone and says, isnโ€™t it just watching the GF replay? You can watch that at home anytime. I said, not with 30,000 adoring fans, I canโ€™t. He says thereโ€™s more to life than football, you know. I said, yeahโ€ฆ thereโ€™s also cricket. ๐Ÿ˜

4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Alas! Her husband is just as bad. He got on the phone and says, isnโ€™t it just watching the GF replay? You can watch that at home anytime. I said, not with 30,000 adoring fans, I canโ€™t. He says thereโ€™s more to life than football, you know. I said, yeahโ€ฆ thereโ€™s also cricket. ๐Ÿ˜

"just" ??

"JUST" ???

Do they barrack for St Kilda or Freo or something?

"JUST" watching the replay isn't something you do to kill time. It's a rite of passage and vital to the well being of our entire society.

"more to life than football". Oh, so they do barrack for St Kilda.

1 minute ago, Mazer Rackham said:

"just" ??

"JUST" ???

Do they barrack for St Kilda or Freo or something?

"JUST" watching the replay isn't something you do to kill time. It's a rite of passage and vital to the well being of our entire society.

"more to life than football". Oh, so they do barrack for St Kilda.

Essendon supporters, actually. She was Collingwood โ€˜til she met him. So sheโ€™s the worst kind of fan: jumps ship and itโ€™s from the second worst team to the worst team.ย 

Oh well, 'nuff said. What do such fair weather and clearly insensible barrackers deserve but scorn and defiance, slight regard, and contempt.


geez, if it's the replay on the big screen followed by the presentation that sort of dilutes the likelihood the kids will be that keen

maybe if they confirm that before time but i would be thinking rocking up about midday in time for the blitz to begin will be the easiest and less likely of children being tediously bored

the screens aren't exactly the best at the g

3 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

the screens aren't exactly the best at the g

I got the impression theyโ€™ll be erecting special screens for the day.ย 

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On 11/24/2021 at 12:47 PM, binman said:

So meta.

You would be watching us watch the replay of the grand final - which we all will have watched previously.

Insert exploding colours giph here.

Demonception


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