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Dees Twitter suggesting that we should keep Sunday 5 December free for flag event.

1 minute ago, ChaserJ said:

Dees Twitter suggesting that we should keep Sunday 5 December free for flag event.

Whoo hoo

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13 minutes ago, ucanchoose said:

Dammit.ย  ย I work Sundays

Not this Sunday๐Ÿ˜Š


1 hour ago, ucanchoose said:

Dammit.ย  ย I work Sundays

Itโ€™s called compassionate leave.ย 

4 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Itโ€™s called compassionate leave.ย 

Can't two weeks in a row. Christmas gathering the week after

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18 minutes ago, ucanchoose said:

Can't two weeks in a row. Christmas gathering the week after

Just give the Christmas gathering a miss. Think of it this way: in the last 57 years thereโ€™s been 57 Christmases but only one Melbourne premiership. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

22 minutes ago, ucanchoose said:

Can't two weeks in a row. Christmas gathering the week after

Gastrointestinal Emergencyย 


Sooooo excited for this eventโ—๏ธ

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ†โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

๐ŸŽŠย ย ๐ŸŽ‰ ย ๐Ÿ’ฅ ย ๐Ÿบ ย ๐Ÿ˜ˆย 

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16 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Just give the Christmas gathering a miss. Think of it this way: in the last 57 years thereโ€™s been 57 Christmases but only one Melbourne premiership. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Nice try but I think the family might still be expecting presents...

39 minutes ago, ucanchoose said:

Can't two weeks in a row. Christmas gathering the week after

Pagan Ritual Vs Melbourne Premiership Celebration...no contest.

If they're expecting a near full house I wonder if we get to sit in our designated tridents seats and if the bar on level two of the northern stand will be open? Back to The Tippler for espresso martinis afterwards if not.ย 


2 hours ago, ucanchoose said:

Can't two weeks in a row. Christmas gathering the week after

You woke up with a sore throat. Gotta go get COVID tested and isolate waiting for results. Sorry boss.ย 

I will NOT miss this. I will yell myself hoarse like a teenage girl at a Beatles concert. Can't wait.ย 

I'll wait with interest re the details of "ticketing" and the number of people allowed in to the G for the celebration.

I would assume that it's members first. That should then be based on years of membership then count down. If that's exhausted, the general supporter can have a crack.ย 

Loyalty respected, loyalty rewarded.ย 

Personally, I'd like an email from the club saying "thanks for your many years of passionate and financial support".ย 

Please find attached your ticket to our celebration.


It sounds good but if you can only get a photo holding it wearing a mask, Iโ€™d rather not botherย 

Monday the 6th has been booked as leave. I'll be too hungover to work

Hopefully they hire some big screens to put around the ground and aren't just relying on the scoreboards

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If my premiers jumper hasnโ€™t arrived, then Iโ€™m wearing my demonland T-shirt.ย 

World's biggest MCG party coming upย 


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