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2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Yep I’ve got stuff I ordered over a month ago that’s still sitting as “delayed” with Australia Post. Absolutely useless. 

There shouldn't be a problem with time if they utilise all those Cartier watches.

 

I'd really like a blue hat with demon's logo and premier's on the side rather than the black generic hat with our logo on the side. 

3 minutes ago, Bates Mate said:

I'd really like a blue hat with demon's logo and premier's on the side rather than the black generic hat with our logo on the side. 

Agree. Far to garish those premiers caps. Grey better than the black but still not great 

 

Haven't got my stuff yet either. I dunno, my faith in Auspost is already low so it didnt surprise me. 


2 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Was it through AusPost or another provider like Toll?

Auspost

14 hours ago, Fork 'em said:

Me.

Poster $4.
Frame $20.
Red cardboard $1.50

Nice.  If you're in Melb can you PM me where i can get the Frame and cardboard pls?   No pressure and if you can't be  bothered I'll get it 

1 hour ago, Cassiew said:

Auspost

Well I've got no idea then haha.

And where's my wife's birthday present!!! (Lucky she already had some to open on the day or I'd be in strife!)

Edited by Dr. Gonzo

 

Just got my first overpriced  product , the grey hat with demons logo , came from afl shop devonport

1 hour ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Nice.  If you're in Melb can you PM me where i can get the Frame and cardboard pls?   No pressure and if you can't be  bothered I'll get it 

Got the frame from Cheap as Chips.
Cardboard from a newsagent ;-)

 


34 minutes ago, Cassiew said:

 

No-one's being rude.

Just pointing out that getting a package quickly from Auspost these days is the exception, not the rule.

It's been 8.5 business days since the GF - nothing was ever going to arrive this quickly. 

At some point in the past few years, Auspost basically decided they weren't going to do their core business anymore. They're like a restaurant that doesn't do meals. 

Edited by george_on_the_outer

1 hour ago, Fork 'em said:

Got the frame from Cheap as Chips.
Cardboard from a newsagent ;-)

 

what size 50cm x 70cm? They are $20 on cheap as chips website but you can get similar from Ikea for $13 (for those who might be looking).

Both of my orders from the club have at least shown up in the Australia Post app. Neither poster from the Herald Sun shop has.

1 hour ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

what size 50cm x 70cm? They are $20 on cheap as chips website but you can get similar from Ikea for $13 (for those who might be looking).

Yeah, that's about right.
Just measured mine.
 48x68.

Edited by Fork 'em

3 hours ago, Grapeviney said:

No-one's being rude.

Just pointing out that getting a package quickly from Auspost these days is the exception, not the rule.

It's been 8.5 business days since the GF - nothing was ever going to arrive this quickly. 

At some point in the past few years, Auspost basically decided they weren't going to do their core business anymore. They're like a restaurant that doesn't do meals. 

Excuse me but what he said was really rude. And I stand by my comment


If it helps, I got my birthday card from my grandparents over in WA yesterday. My birthday was September 23rd (got one hell of a birthday present 2 days later!!!).

They posted 10 days prior to my birthday, so it took approximately 25 days for a simple card to arrive. Just goes to show how poor AusPost is keeping up with demand atm. Maybe we can entice Christine Holgate back with a few Premiership Dees watches, as that organisation has gone t!t$ up since she departed.

Edited by Demon Disciple

All 4 items I ordered just say “awaiting fulfillment”. Nothing has been sent yet. I’m not in a rush tho. 

8 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

Both of my orders from the club have at least shown up in the Australia Post app. Neither poster from the Herald Sun shop has.

PLEASE ALLOW AT LEAST 28 DAYS FOR DELIVERY OF ALL PREMIERSHIP PRODUCT ORDERS, AND 8-10 WEEKS FOR ALL BLOCK MOUNTED POSTER ORDERS (sorry for shouting it's cut and paste from HS website)

https://herald-sun-shop.myshopify.com/collections/mark-knight-premiership-posters

Edited by Dr. Gonzo

30 minutes ago, Jontee said:

Awaiting fulfillment. 

Really? I'm there...

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Received. 

Weg Poster

Herald Sun poster 


I have ordered and yet to receive (some are on pre-order) 

Two premiership caps

Seven Stubby holders 

New 2021 premiers jumper

One premiership print $259

Four drink bottles 

Victory DVD PREMIERSHIP 

Two tshirts

Teddy bear 

Football 

a dozen bottles of Bleasdale Demons premiership red wine 

Playing cards 


and still looking for more … including a new polo of course


(I didn’t order any steak knives or [censored] cheese boards) 

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21 hours ago, Grapeviney said:

No-one's being rude.

Just pointing out that getting a package quickly from Auspost these days is the exception, not the rule.

It's been 8.5 business days since the GF - nothing was ever going to arrive this quickly. 

At some point in the past few years, Auspost basically decided they weren't going to do their core business anymore. They're like a restaurant that doesn't do meals. 

Oddly, I ordered a small package (non football) 2 days after I ordered stuff from the Demon shop and it arrived yesterday via Australia Post !

Deliveries are all over the place ( horrid pun) it seems.

Brand new release

Framed limited edition 

approximately 70x100

RRP $299

Demonlanders’ price $250

comes with certificate of authenticity 

*guaranteed availability within 5 days of purchase, unlike….

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Edited by joeboy

 
14 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

PLEASE ALLOW AT LEAST 28 DAYS FOR DELIVERY OF ALL PREMIERSHIP PRODUCT ORDERS, AND 8-10 WEEKS FOR ALL BLOCK MOUNTED POSTER ORDERS (sorry for shouting it's cut and paste from HS website)

https://herald-sun-shop.myshopify.com/collections/mark-knight-premiership-posters

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25 minutes ago, joeboy said:

 

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