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1 minute ago, faultydet said:

Seems the accepted methods are a carton of grog or a few cones.

And here I was thinking we were a diverse bunch on here.....

 

Think I might drop a californian blue moon at 7:20.

 

As an experienced and well credentialed drunk ; I would advise that one’s booze intake the next 90 minutes determines one’s coherence in the final quarter.

 

 

14 minutes ago, faultydet said:

You mean your entire working life at the ABC?

 

 

(its a joke everyone, calm down)

It was a wild ride Faulty. Including holidays in the Phils….

 
31 minutes ago, SA_Demon said:

Outside just going to the ground.

 

 

Enjoy mate and cheer for all of us that can’t be there!!!

Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

It was a wild ride Faulty. Including holidays in the Phils….

I just deleted the post thinking you may not find it funny.

I should have known better.

 

Looking forward to catching up for a San Mig or two when times allow.


THIS IS INSUFFERABLE. 
I don’t drink but I’m this close (holds forefinger and thumb a millimetre apart) to taking it up.  

Stone and Wood Pacific Ale followed by a top shelf Yarra Valley Cabernet Blend. 
 

Loving the humour on here today hopefully it lasts all night. 

Nervous breakdown o’clock is upon us. 

 
2 minutes ago, faultydet said:

I just deleted the post thinking you may not find it funny.

I should have known better.

 

Looking forward to catching up for a San Mig or two when times allow.

Absolutely mate. 2012 i think we last had Red Horse

Just now, ANG13 said:

Stone and Wood Pacific Ale followed by a top shelf Yarra Valley Cabernet Blend. 
 

Loving the humour on here today hopefully it lasts all night. 

I love you choice of mind benders.

faulty approves!

 

Yeah, the nerves sure have brought out the humor tonight. Loving it. 


2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

THIS IS INSUFFERABLE. 
I don’t drink but I’m this close (holds forefinger and thumb a millimetre apart) to taking it up.  

Get stuck in. This is a Preliminary Final 

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10 minutes ago, Cassiew said:

I’m officially panicking. How will I get through tonight?

Demonland Cass, we’re all feeling the same 

1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Get stuck in. This is a Preliminary Final 

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Going from zero to vodka is wise?

Slight nerve calmer required.

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1 hour ago, Gorgoroth said:

Nice, great colour on the AAA.


WCIPA tapped and a ESB carbonating. Trying to work out a new beer to brew that uses some of our left over hops.

Is it a red and blue beer?

1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Absolutely mate. 2012 i think we last had Red Horse

While sitting in a dingy Davao internet cafe listening to the call of the game on radio because the net was not strong enough to stream the game on video. With a room full of confused Filipinos watching us sitting with our small esky full of cans and cursing at the screen.

Was it a Swans game? How's my memory? I think we lost.

Where the [censored] is the bloke who always says “relax we’ve got this”?

Im in need of some soothing, lol.

Just woke up from late afternoon nap.

Contemplating alcohol ... or a Palexia tablet. Hmm ... perhaps both? 

Folks, I won’t be attending the game day thread after this, but I just wanted to say thanks for the company, the laughs and the general ride this year. 
 

No matter what happens, be proud of our boys. They’ve worked their guts out this year, and given us something to believe in. 


5 minutes ago, faultydet said:

Seems the accepted methods are a carton of grog or a few cones.

And here I was thinking we were a diverse bunch on here.....

 

Just to re-enforce the old MFC stereotype, I have a couple of bottles of Italian Balliamo Pinot Grigio delle Venezie on hand. Described as "crisp and refreshing" and "vibrant". Exactly just as I hope our Demons play tonight. Unfortunately the only cheese will be on the nachos currently being prepped.

Looks like James Jordon is the sub.

In his warm up footy gear warming up.

 
1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

Where the [censored] is the bloke who always says “relax we’ve got this”?

Im in need of some soothing, lol.

Not sure it is me, but relax we got this.

 

1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

Where the [censored] is the bloke who always says “relax we’ve got this”?

Im in need of some soothing, lol.

Relax, we've got this. Geelong will be like...

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