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Absolutely car-crash, gob-smackingly smashed out of the middle.

What hope do our defenders have...

 
1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Max having a shocker on tonight

Is he injured? Serious question, because he is a shadow of the player he used to be

 
1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Max having a shocker on tonight

Max is Not a captains areshole

CLAYTON OLIVER is


I cannot get my head around this [censored] performance!  Big stage big disaster!  Clarko,  can we get him?

For all that we’ve allowed them to give us a lesson, this Geelong effort is stunning, They’re a brilliant team 

 

Only good thing is is happened tonight and not next week, maybe we got this out of our system, beat port and it’s like this never happened 

Rather than keep on with the G&T’s, I think I’ll turn it off and regroup for next week.

This has been the performance everyone feared, even for the most optimistic of us

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May's worst game for us. completely off his game

3 minutes ago, Boots and all said:

Tracc is having a 'mare. [censored] that was a good kick by Cameron 🙄

Are you kidding? He’s being assaulted all game. He’s fighting his [censored] off.

Our 3 gun inclusions haven’t fired a shot

I know its sounds negative but its just a sorry end to our home and away season.

This game was always going to be tough but we looked like we didnt really care in the second qrtr.

To have so many players having a poor night a week out from finals is not a good sign.

I havent seen tmac outside the fifty m arc. Has even got near the ball.

At least we have stemmed the bleeding but the lack of leadership for that qrtr was poor.

 


Cats have done their homework on our key players. Gawn, Tmac, tracc, May, Salem.

And our young guns have gone missing. Dogga, Rivers, Kozzie

Oliver is the exception

If OLIVER doesnt win the Brownlow !!


Tmac able to pull back his form first half of the year. Regressed second half looks cooked, don't think we can play him anymore  

Cats will do their usual finals stuff then fall at the final hurdle.  Meanwhile Dees supporters will die a thousand cuts over next two weeks.

 

This is classic Goodwin Melbourne watch us win 3 of the 4 quarters and lose by 5 goals. It's been his MO since day dot.

just a thought to a mate...whilst somewhat boozed and disengaged

 

only 3 more scoring shots - accuracy which is out of this world against the best defence this year... its an anomaly.


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