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GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Geelong

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Just now, Stiff Arm said:

Are you watching the sane game as me???

Melbourne v Geelong....

 
1 minute ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Harmes is a spud

Yeah, still worried about Harmes. Reckon Jonsey would be better for finals but they should be running him tonight.

Good start though. Just need to nail those goals.

Was that dalhaus mark really 15 meters?  some good play some poor marking of players, letting them pass it around to easily putting all of the pressure on our backline to defend and rebound. need to cover their short passing by manning up a bit more. otherwise a good quarter, if only we could kick straight for goal we would be an unbeatable side.

 
Just now, bingers said:

Possibly Richmond.

Nope sorry,  can’t have it, but I’ll give you second. Hardwick Lynch Riewoldt their fans missing in action for 20 years Cotchin. Hmmm. You’re right, possibly a draw


I reckon resting JJ was a good call. Will replace Sparrow or Harmes by the look of it. Both of them a bit off the pace. 
 

Tmac will be better for the run - not expecting much from him other than to compete and bring the ball to ground. 

Not a bad quarter. But we need to take those chances and viney really should have kicked that. 

But Pickett looks like he is really on. Him kicking that goal may have given him a huge boost of confidence and he is looking great. 

Lever that was just a dumb free kick and just be careful, we do not want you getting frustrated and getting suspended. 

Harmes just done a few dumb things 

 
1 minute ago, Superunknown said:

Is there a more hateable team than Geelong? Hawkins, Scott, Dahlhaus, Rohan, Selwood, Dangerfield, grian miners’ hair,  the umpires , did I mention Scott (worth another one anyway along with that germ Selwood). I’ll bet even their property steward has some annoying tendency. Top to bottom they’re punchable. I’d be surprised if anyone except the fans and player’s parents like them.

 

The person who I can't stand is Guthrie. That was an absurd free kick against May.

Dahlhaus goal, not 15 metres from Hawkins pass (not even 10). Selwood goal directly from May insufficient intent disgrace. Tell me bad umpiring can’t affect outcomes. Disgraceful adjudicating. 


2 minutes ago, bingers said:

Possibly Richmond.

Na Jeelong by a mile.

1 minute ago, Superunknown said:

Is there a more hateable team than Geelong? Hawkins, Scott, Dahlhaus, Rohan, Selwood, Dangerfield, grian miners’ hair,  the umpires , did I mention Scott (worth another one anyway along with that germ Selwood). I’ll bet even their property steward has some annoying tendency. Top to bottom they’re punchable. I’d be surprised if anyone except the fans and player’s parents like them.

 

Richmond for me. Hardwick, Riewoldt, Lynch and Cotchin. That’s an unrivaled foursome of dheadery.

But Geelong are a definite second.

Have a sinking feeling our inaccurate goal kicking will cost us the flag in finals. My MFCSS is acting up again…

4 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Is there a more hateable team than Geelong?

Essendon 🤮 

Oliver STARRING

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1 minute ago, Hopeful Demon said:

The person who I can't stand is Guthrie. That was an absurd free kick against May.

My grandmother would sneak into his home and cut his hair in his sleep. I’m sure he’s a top bloke but really that’s year 11 stuff, I mean, you’re not bob marley, cam. 

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Essendon 🤮 

Ok this needs its own thread !! Something for next week. 👀👀📡☠️🏌🏻😁🕵🏻🧨

6 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Is there a more hateable team than Geelong? Hawkins, Scott, Dalhaus, Rohan, Selwood, Dangerfield, grian miers’ hair,  the umpires , did I mention Scott (worth another one anyway along with that germ Selwood). I’ll bet even their property steward has some annoying tendency. Top to bottom they’re punchable. I’d be surprised if anyone except the fans and player’s parents like them. Santa probably even skips their homes and I wouldn’t blame him.

 

 

Very difficult to choose between the cats and richmond

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Great banana goal from Viney


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