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If we lose to the Hawks, I will ...

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Roll my eyes as all the chicken littles re-appear. They were typically silent post our win over Port

Edited by Better days ahead


Be pretty damn annoyed.

We're playing for top 2 and a loss here may very well cost us top 2 considering we play Geelong at Geelong which is our hardest game on the run home.

Incidentally Hawks are $7 to win. In our 3 losses, the oppo was around the $4.50 - $5.00 mark. Therefore it would be a next level upset if we lose this one.

 

 

NOT look at the post-match thread. 


11 hours ago, daisycutter said:

put dr.d on ignore

I've recently done this and it felt like that first really cold beer on a hot day. Highly recommend. 

Go about the rest of my weekend like a well adjusted adult 


 

Edited by Smokey

not be surprised. the pattern of the last couple of months is to beat the top teams and lose to the poor teams - especially after beating a top team the week before

but surely we deserve one game for the year where we smash a team by 70 points??


40 minutes ago, Smokey said:

Go about the rest of my weekend like a well adjusted adult 


 

The Big Comfy Couch Liar GIF

Shake my head a few times, take a few deep breaths (meditate if I need to), give my traditional excoriation of the performance on Demonland, and then move onto focusing on next week's game.

18 minutes ago, Jaded said:

The Big Comfy Couch Liar GIF

Yet again Jaded says what many of us are thinking. Well, me anyways. 


15 hours ago, daisycutter said:

put dr.d on ignore

No need. I think I'm already that little voice in your head telling you to not get ahead of yourself. Objective complete. 

 

At this rate, not be there to see it.


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