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Jack Riewoldt this week: “But good luck if you’re playing against us in the last seven weeks, wherever we sit on the ladder. We believe we’re a bloody good football side. We’ve played really poorly the last two weeks ... but good luck if you’re playing us in the last seven weeks.”

Lol I suppose this is all good luck to Collingwood?

Feeling good about a pie win - just doesn’t seem right ?


43 minutes ago, Deeoldfart said:

Swans!  Ripper result caps off ripper weekend for the mighty Dees.

……… and it just got even better!!

2 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Who’d have thought I would be barracking for the Filth. I need a shower - I feel unclean 

Acid soap I reckon. 

 

My 5 leg multi has been screwed by the pies but I’m still happy that the Tigers are a rabble. 

they’ll bottom our hard. Hard

Edited by DubDee

LOL Richmond ?? that was one hell of a choke. 29pts up in the 3rd and then conceded 7 straight goals


12 minutes ago, ding said:

I see Demonland has given us all a rocket.

I'm happy to have a rocket but I really don't want to relocate.

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.

It’s like playing whack a mole for the last two spots in the 8.

What a round for the Dees but danger Will Robinson there are NO easy games

Tigers debuild formally underway. I'm giving it five years before the next Save our Skins campaign. 

31 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

Assuming Richmond and West Coast finish this round in the 8, here's the top 8's record vs the top 8:

  1. Melbourne - 6-0
  2. Sydney - 5-2
  3. Geelong - 5-3
  4. Bulldogs - 4-4
  5. Brisbane - 3-4
  6. West Coast - 2-4
  7. Port - 2-5
  8. Richmond - 1-6

Ok, updating this to swap Fremantle in for Richmond (West Coast can't drop out of the 8 unless they lose to North and shed 13%, so I feel pretty safe this time...):

  1. Melbourne - 6-0
  2. Bulldogs - 5-3
  3. Sydney - 4-3
  4. Geelong - 4-3
  5. Brisbane - 3-4
  6. West Coast - 2-4
  7. Port - 2-5
  8. Fremantle - 1-5

In fact, it’s cold as hell apparently?

37 minutes ago, The Reverend said:

Great win to the Swans. They and the saints have done us a huge favour. Makes our win over Port doubly valuable.

Depends if you see us competing with the dogs for top 4 or top 2. Or if you prefer the Swans to be out of the equation for top 4. I would have preferred a dogs win. The swans have a fairly easy run home, could get to 15 wins

20 minutes ago, Ethan Trembley said:

We won, 4 points, Bulldogs lost, 4 points, Brisbane lost, 4 points and 4 bonus points. 

Great point

Right, time to turn Kayo off before that crud called Bounce starts. 

Thursday night Dees play great footy to win a big game.

Saturday - a full day slowly pottering in the garden followed by slow roasted lamb over a day-long fire pit, with a nice Barossa red. Saints beat the Lions. Watched all 3 sets of Barty playing the stick inset from Czech.

Sunday meal at Pratty's Patch celebrating 29 years of marriage. Bulldogs show their pressure weakness again and lose to the Swans. Tiges get done. 

Feeling like a really smug b**tard tonight with the woodfire on and the Dees on top of the ladder. Look out Mrs Maldonboy!


The Tigers are 12th. 

below the cheats. 

what a great weekend 

6 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

Ok, updating this to swap Fremantle in for Richmond (West Coast can't drop out of the 8 unless they lose to North and shed 13%, so I feel pretty safe this time...):

  1. Melbourne - 6-0
  2. Bulldogs - 5-3
  3. Sydney - 4-3
  4. Geelong - 4-3
  5. Brisbane - 3-4
  6. West Coast - 2-4
  7. Port - 2-5
  8. Fremantle - 1-5

I like this one even more. ?

 

The season is actually getting a lot more interesting. Usuallly at this time of year the 8 is set, but the Suns, Saints, bombers, Freo etc are all in form. No easy games. 

thanks Christ we banked wins early 

This is crazy, looking like six teams playing for the last two spots in the 8. Can’t see the Swans missing out now.


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