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Time for a break.

This is vomit inducing.

 

Hahahaha all you fools who thought this was going to be a smashing. Hahahaha you have learnt nothing from this joke of a club. 

 

We deserve to lose this game. Putrid performance.

For me, the sign that we aren’t switched on is we constantly are second to the ball and when we do get to the ball we overrun because we are too lazy to bend down and pick the thing up.

 


No work ethic or intensity or leadership or structure, Expected to just show up and win just like most on this site expected as well. I will never trust this club.

 

Weideman in for next week. they’ll rub Fritsch out for sure. 


a good time for everyone here to pull your bloody heads in. wayyyy to many gooses getting way too ahead of themselves. talking flags and top 4 and Howe not in our 22 and all this BS. Reality check for everyone!

Someone needs to go to Hall.  Way too loose and getting too much time/space

Edited by Rusty Nails

Just now, Jaded said:

Hahahaha all you fools who thought this was going to be a smashing. Hahahaha you have learnt nothing from this joke of a club. 

Me, I am that fool.


Down by 20 points at halftime to North [censored] Melbourne.

We managed 6 goals in an entire half!  How the hell is that possible

They have almost kicked their season high in points and its only the half!

Our midfield is a disgrace.   Good to see we are still a pathetic club with no heart .

 

1 minute ago, Gunna’s said:

Then the softest of frees to cuntington 

I see what you did there. ?

Getting taught an absolute lesson.

Goodwins needs to wake up and separate his friendship and drop the [censored]. He can join Baker in the bin.

Both horrible footballers.

Welcome to the MFC Ben brown. This is a club that gives you up & down times but just when you start to trust them they do this to you. 

This is just [censored]. It's 2nd v last ffs


Baker has been putrid entering 50. He's a total liability with the ball in his hands meanwhile north are hitting target after target.  Pray he doesnt touch it next half and we might have a chance. 

1 minute ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Why is Baker playing??

The minute he was in I was worried. He has the worst win/loss ratio of any Melbourne player over the last 4 years.

Not really an fan of the bath water theory but gee, you'd have to think so on todays effort and is TMac even out there?

 
1 minute ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Why is Baker playing??

He is a turnover merchant, who cannot execute, nor handle any incoming pressure. He is essentially a liability. Has cost us today, not as big as Melksham in the midfield early, which set the wrong tone. Brayshaw is another who isn’t up to AFL level at present. All 3 shouldn’t be in this side.


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