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8 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I've heard a rumour that Max is shavings his beard for good, Oliver will be sporting a comb over and Trump orange tan from now on, Spargo has grown 15cm, and Steven May has changed his name to Steven Will

You can believe it, Nasher!

 

That all sounds a bit flighty to me.. who’s your source? 

 
2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

That all sounds a bit flighty to me.. who’s your source? 

I never kiss and tell, Ethan, you know that! ?

With LJ resigning, Oliver not having moved to Carlton, Goodwin reaching the magical 9 wins to save himself and Matty Egan staying within the coaching structure we are due another rumour

 
58 minutes ago, Pennant St Dee said:

With LJ resigning, Oliver not having moved to Carlton, Goodwin reaching the magical 9 wins to save himself and Matty Egan staying within the coaching structure we are due another rumour

- I never said LJ wouldn't re-sign.

- I never said Oliver was going to Carlton.

- I did say Goodwin had a minimum win amount set. Guess what? He reached it and is still there.

- The Egan one I just posted the wrong thing, then came back to clarify it before anything was announced.

Do you actually contribute anything here other than trolling? I'm yet to see it tbh.

But sure, you and you're little troll mates just keep obsessing over anything I post. What a sad existence.

#rentfreeindeed


On 11/17/2020 at 7:42 PM, Tony Tea said:

The Sounding Board today Hutchy and Barrett seemed confident Collingwood made their salary dump because they have Petracca "on the hook" for next year's free agency period.

He isn't a free agent until end of 2022

The pettiness is getting a little boring.

Maybe it’s time to put the white gloves away that you’re slapping each other with and retire to your corners for a breather lads. 

The Rumour Only thread now needs links in the opening post to rumours, much like the training report threads need links to training reports. All because 90% of the chat is people getting their kicks out of keyboard arguments. Spare me!

 
13 hours ago, Demons11 said:

??‍♂️Saad is a better player than Salem 

If Salem finishes his career with footy like the last half of this season I think he will be at least as good if not better in our plans for a flag or consistent success.

15 hours ago, The Chazz said:

6 days since it was "rumoured" that LJ was a long way off re-signing...

A week is a long time  in the off season in footy !!!


15 hours ago, Nasher said:

Is someone suggesting that something that someone else said in the “rumour only file” didn’t come to fruition? I can’t believe it.

Are you telling me that we're not going to have Treloar or Isaac Smith playing for us next year?

Grinch.

7 hours ago, The Chazz said:

Are you telling me that we're not going to have Treloar or Isaac Smith playing for us next year?

Grinch.

Nor Brodie Smith.

Word on the street is Chip Frawley is going to join the Saints

1 hour ago, Patches O’houlihan said:

Word on the street is Chip Frawley is going to join the Saints

In fairness Patches this was reported 2 weeks ago towards end of trade period.

58 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

In fairness Patches this was reported 2 weeks ago towards end of trade period.

the interest was, but saw a thing saying this morning it was all but confirmed, wasn't sure if anyone else saw the post i'm referring to?


On 11/18/2020 at 9:27 PM, GCDee said:

He isn't a free agent until end of 2022

He also said Carlton had tracc in there sights, Carlton never asked about Oliver.

1 hour ago, Patches O’houlihan said:

the interest was, but saw a thing saying this morning it was all but confirmed, wasn't sure if anyone else saw the post i'm referring to?

I think they were always just going to take him as a delisted free agent and day bypass the trade period.

9 hours ago, Patches O’houlihan said:

Word on the street is Chip Frawley is going to join the Saints

You're more behind than our other Demonland scoop

New minnut, Luke Jackson isn't a lock to re-sign!

1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

You're more behind than our other Demonland scoop

New minnut, Luke Jackson isn't a lock to re-sign!

I heard LJ is flighty? 

Dr.Evil is the worst poster out there. Makes everything up and says he has sources. END OF RANT.


53 minutes ago, WERRIDEE said:

Dr.Evil is the worst poster out there. Makes everything up and says he has sources. END OF RANT.

That was the shortest rant ever

54 minutes ago, WERRIDEE said:

Dr.Evil is the worst poster out there. Makes everything up and says he has sources. END OF RANT.

COME ON @WERRIDEE, you can do better. That was the diet-coke of rants!!! 

59 minutes ago, WERRIDEE said:

Dr.Evil is the worst poster out there. Makes everything up and says he has sources. END OF RANT.

A best 22 of [censored] sauces needed

 
1 hour ago, WERRIDEE said:

Dr.Evil is the worst poster out there. Makes everything up and says he has sources. END OF RANT.

'Dr Evil' is 'GNF'...

Dieter is a convicted snowdropper and a reformed teabagger.

 


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