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The Paddy Dangerfield Thread

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My god.... Why didn’t our recruiters think of this earlier??

He’s an amazing player. I want to hate him as he’s a star playing for a team that I’m so over but you can’t falter the way he goes about it.

That contest where he took out three pies players in the air setting up a goal was absolutely inspirational.

One would say, “Hogan like”

No chance. Better chance (minute!) of getting Cameron


39 minutes ago, Deeko2 said:

My god.... Why didn’t our recruiters think of this earlier??

He’s an amazing player. I want to hate him as he’s a star playing for a team that I’m so over but you can’t falter the way he goes about it.

That contest where he took out three pies players in the air setting up a goal was absolutely inspirational.

One would say, “Hogan like”

No problem, i will do it for both of us.

 
18 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

The one playing for Collingwood tonight? No thanks.

Haha... not even on the radar Jack.  GWS version ty

Dangerflog can play, but jeezus he is a [censored].

 


Champion player just breathtaking!

Seem to remember we were going to get both him and Josh Kennedy (Swans) in 2014 without giving up either of pick 2 and 3. According to the riddle anyway. Missed our chance. 

23 hours ago, Deeko2 said:

That contest where he took out three pies players in the air setting up a goal was absolutely inspirational.

One would say, “Hogan like”

He actually deserved all the commentators drooling over him for that one, he’s such a powerful bloke.

In terms of standing up and taking his teammates with him, he would be near the top of the tree. 
 

 


3 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Smug, Anchor and a Flosser. 

Pretty good at football, though.

He'd probably get a run off the bench

do we seriously need a new thread for this? 

how about a new thread for 'let's get Bont' or 'let's get Dusty'. Jesus christ


18 minutes ago, demonstone said:

Let's get Jesus Christ!

Is Brian available?

 
3 minutes ago, Dame Gaga said:

Is Brian available?

Rumour is he’s available, but I heard he’s not the messiah he’s just a very naughty boy.

Edited by The heart beats true

3 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Rumour is he’s available, but I heard he’s not the messiah he’s just a very naughty boy.

Love it, one of my favourite movies.


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