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Finals Week 2

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Someone buy Luke Darcy a thesaurus for christmas. 

he seems incapable of thinking of words to describe the action on field.

possibly the worst commentator of all time, in any sport

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    6 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    Someone buy Luke Darcy a thesaurus for christmas. 

    he seems incapable of thinking of words to describe the action on field.

    possibly the worst commentator of all time, in any sport

    Him and Jobe.  Absolute spuds.  Darcy will NEVER say anything about controversial umpiring or negative against the AFL.  He is the ultimate AFL robot.  Must be getting massive coin.  How some of  these blokes sleep at night is incredible.

    Richo, the King and Lewis are about the only commentators that ever raise an eyebrow on controversial decisions and / or discuss aspects of the game that have been ruined by Vlad and others that have followed in his disastrous footsteps.

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    If I'd known that Collingwood were going to get their @rses handed to them tonight I'd have been happy to see them win last week. 

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    3 minutes ago, Wells 11 said:

    reminding me of a certain prelim in 2018. pies look spent . 

    Half time comparison:

    2018 prelim:

    WC 69 Melb 6

    2020 semi:

    Geel 60 - Coll 6 

    (72-7 in a full length game)

     

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    Brissy will win next week. The filth - LOL.

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    It’s always good to see the pies being beaten.

    pity it’s geelong. Too many cats supporters around here. 

    Dont like the cats much, arrogant bastardised club. 

    But they are better than the essendcum 

    or blue baggers full of cash or hawthorn 

    dont like htm either,

    but in this case ABC !

    go cats

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    11 minutes ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

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    Brilliant!

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    33 minutes ago, trout said:

    Not that I am complaining but is BT in isolation or quarantine?

    Yep in quarantine. 

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    It’s always good to see the pies being beaten.

    pity it’s geelong. Too many cats supporters around here. 

    Dont like the cats much, arrogant bastardised club. 

    But they are better than the essendcum 

    or blue baggers full of cash or hawthorn 

    dont like htm either,

    but in this case ABC !

    go cats

    Just to clarify. I hate all the other clubs. But there are degrees of hate. I hate the Suns the least.  

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    I hope the Cats win by 100 pts and go into the prelim arrogant and the Bears smash them.

    Not sure I could watch a GF with the cats in it.  As Clarko said - they are not that good.  the pies have just been pathetic.

    Carlton beat the Cats FFS and if Vanders had of kicked straight we would have too

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    3 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    I hope the Cats win by 100 pts and go into the prelim arrogant and the Bears smash them.

    Not sure I could watch a GF with the cats in it.  As Clarko said - they are not that good.  the pies have just been pathetic.

    Carlton beat the Cats FFS and if Vanders had of kicked straight we would have too

    Had have or had’ve not had of.

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    Just now, spirit of norm smith said:

    Just to clarify. I hate all the other clubs. But there are degrees of hate. I hate the Suns the least.  

    To perhaps understand. If you were in the cheer squad 50 years ago  the games at Windy hill were always difficult after the match. Bastards. 

    the relationship  with the bombers cheer squad, like all the other clubs at that time we’re fine. But their supporters, probably the young ones in gangs, could be dangerous. Can remember being surrounded by 10 or 15 of the .....ts a couple of times.  Hate them more after the GF in 2000.

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    15 scoring shots to 1. Like this is a semi final. Collingwood didn't even have a shot at goal that quarter. I did not see this coming. 

    Seeing pies fans leaving the gabba makes me laugh, seeing Eddie and his son sitting there makes me laugh that he is sitting there live through this and knowing there is another 1/2 to go makes me laugh. 

    I didn't even realise Stephenson was playing until I saw him on the bench. Cox hasn't got near it. 

    Yet somehow the pies still lead the free kick count. 

    Smash em cats

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    16 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    I hope the Cats win by 100 pts and go into the prelim arrogant and the Bears smash them.

    Not sure I could watch a GF with the cats in it.  As Clarko said - they are not that good.  the pies have just been pathetic.

    Carlton beat the Cats FFS and if Vanders had of kicked straight we would have too

    That was Tomlinson who had the shot with under a minute left vs Geelong.

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    Watching the pies take a beating like this, in a final, is a beautiful thing to behold.

    But I wish it wasn’t Geelong doling it out. It means they’ll be fresh and confident against the Lions.

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    Gee interesting where AFL is at the moment. I am now watching the Rabbitohs v EELS which is closely fought final. AFL contests So often one sided. 

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    Wow. I just turned it on. 
    filth being sodomized, pity it’s Jeelong 

    “The Horror...The Horror...”

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