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GAMEDAY: Rd 16 vs Fremantle

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Freo are [censored]

 

Any decent team would be 6 goals up by now.

 

In this weather anyone can punch from behind against freo's talls.  I'd put Pruess down back and bring May to CHF

We’ve got the wind this quarter.  I think I am going to have it all game!

 
1 minute ago, Deecisive said:

i think the question is why do opposition players read the flight of the ball better than our players.

 

No it seems they always have someone just sitting there for a chest mark, no need to read. 


You guys should try watching the game when you hearts not in it. Feels so much better :)

Just now, Demonland said:

Why do the commentators always barrack against us?

because we're a laughing stock and it's fun to sink the boots in? 

I half hate this team too...

 
4 minutes ago, SFebes said:

Same crap each week. Season on the line and we have 4 tackles in the wet? Lead some stats but poorly coached and no PLAN! Kick it to Max on every kick in. Jeez Simon is out of his depth. Go already. Weak as [censored]. Should be game over already tbh.

I'm starting to believe you.

But it pi55es me off

4 minutes ago, loges said:

Now we have the wind, let's see if we learnt anything from last week

I think we'll bomb it long into our forward line.


Serongs class killing us so far

Fritsch back in forward line.  Must have been the loose man in the first term.


Oh nibbler you [censored] spud

Neal Bullen WTf

Does any team spoil their teammates’ marks more than ours?


I’m sure all Freo players have covid19, we are socially distancing to perfection.

8 minutes ago, Hellish Inferno said:

Didn't know that 50% disposal efficiency was considered okay...

Compares to 75.3% for Freo

Really stupid players and horrible coaching. Still, three quarters left to atone!

It’s 30% now.... but we added so much “pace” into the side this week. Ffs.

Edited by Cards13

Jeez we are a team full of dumbarzes. 

 

Kicking 38% to 73% efficiency

Geez were good

we are the easiest team to coach against. camera pans to other coaches and they are animated and directing. pans to Goodwin and he's just sitting there.


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