Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (â‹®) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

GAMEDAY: Rd 13 vs Bulldogs

Featured Replies

we are [censored] LAZY 

 
 

Can’t defend kick ins apparently. Way to easy to go coast to coast. 

 

An absolutely pitiful  quarter. Our leaders (if we have any) failed to stand up and the big three mids were given a good reality check on where they actually sit in the comp. Average.

what sort of coach is Goodwin! look at how laughable our defensive structure is after a behind! go f#$% off Goodwin.


ANOTHER one.

Another chain of possession from full back to full forward.

It doesn't help that they've kicked 6 straight and we've kicked 3 points. 

Of course it's going to sound negative Nancy but I really feel the rest of this game is junk time 

Just now, Demon Disciple said:

And 4, 5, 6 out in space. They are well drilled, we aren’t. If plan A ain’t working we don’t know what to do

On cue. Had as many in line in space. Another goal. Game over. 


1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Only shows up around Junk time.

He's a liability 

Missed the 8 kicks, 6 marks and a goal in the first half, dazzle?  

That last piece of play from our point is the problem.  How they can get it down into their forward line without us touching it from a point in modern footy is incredible.

I am so sick of Fritz being taken into the pocket by the opposition backs because they know he's 500/1 to kick it from there...

Just now, Demonland said:

English done nothing all day. Coach makes a move and he kicks a goal. That's how you coach. 

Our coach is a moron. I am sorry but the proof is in the pudding. He can’t coach against good teams. He gets outplayed so often and has no answers. We are not doing a single thing to shut down their ball magnets. 

Where is the godDAMN PRESSURE??

downhill skiers


Another scoring decision decided by a Commodore 64 computer. AFL is a joke.

Bulldogs we’re practicing kick outs in warm ups. 
 
they are coached 

Trac is too arrogant 

goody can’t even tag Bont 

 

Someone needs to tell these umpires they are NOT the stars of the show.


Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.

Featured Content

  • POSTGAME: Gold Coast

    The Demons put four quarters of hard contested, fast running and high pressure football to knock off the ladder leaders and early premiership contenders the Gold Suns by 20 points at the MCG on Easter Sunday.

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Like
    • 297 replies
  • PODCAST: Gold Coast

    I’ll be away for the next few weeks, so Binman will be holding the fort for our podcasts covering the Suns, Bombers and Lions matches. As a result, there will be no live podcasts during this period, and we won’t be taking calls or voicemails. Binman will still be dipping into this thread to select a few questions to answer, while also combining the long-form Stats Files podcast with the Demonland Podcast for these shows. Your questions and comments are a huge part of what makes the podcast work, so please post anything you’d like to ask or say below and we’ll do our best to give you a shout-out on the show. Please try to keep each post focused on one specific topic or player to make podcast preparation a little easier. If you have multiple topics you’d like to raise, please put them in separate posts.

    • 10 replies
  • VOTES: Gold Coast

    Dual Reigning Champion Max Gawn has an early lead in the Demonland Player of the Year Award. He leads new recruit Jack Steele, forward Jacob van Rooyen and veteran Christian Salem. Your votes please. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, & 1.

      • Thanks
    • 52 replies
  • GAMEDAY: Gold Coast

    It's Game Day and the Demons are back at the MCG and have a massive challenge ahead of them as they take on Premiership contender the Gold Coast Suns. What do you want to see from the Dees today?

      • Thanks
    • 431 replies
  • PREVIEW: Gold Coast

    Melbourne’s slow starts have been a troubling theme for a while. Against the Suns, they started slowly in both of their games, they trailed by 5.7.37 to 0.1.1 at quarter time at Peoples First Stadium in Round 16. This season, the story has remained the same and if the Demons fail to shake off this issue against the unbeaten Gold Coast Suns, they will be in serious danger of capitulating once again in their Easter Sunday showdown.

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 10 replies
  • NON-MFC: Round 04

    Round 4 of the 2026 AFL Premiership Season is upon us and it is the last week of the early season byes. Who are you tipping this week and what are the best results for the Dees Finals chances? 😜

      • Haha
    • 357 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.