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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Richmond

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2 minutes ago, bringbackthebiff said:

Never seen so much smiling from an opposition 

Me neither.  They are literraly laughing at us.

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    just perfect Brayshaw. Has a scared look behind him and misses his kick by 15 metres.

    We've got no hope with this bunch, seriously.

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    9 minutes ago, MF-C said:

    we're just a dumbass team

    The Dumbourne Footaball Club

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    Vader's is finish, Smith is [censored] and Brayshaw is cooked.

     

    Lever would be good at what he does if we asked him to play the position he is good at - but we don't.  ditto fritsch.  ditto Tmac.  ditto Bennell.  ditto Goodwin

     

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    2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Smith in defence experiment is surely over. 

    But he can jump high... 

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    I can see another zero goals then we will kick 5 in the last and think it’s all getting better

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    The players have no idea what to do with ball in hand. This is all coaching. On defensive transition we are all at sea. This hasn't changed at all from last year

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    5 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

    Of course they are coached to stop the ball carrier, but they don't do it, solution?

    Stop rewarding those players with games? 
     

    Even the Crows would beat us. What has Hunt done today? Frisch's field kicking is a disgrace. Smith is VFL standard & AVB is done.


    don't forget, we're at full strength.

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    If we are going to get beaten all the time at least make it attacking football. No wonder my three young kids don’t follow Melbourne. 

     

    We are a [censored] mess.

    This is just the same [censored] on repeat week after week.

     

    We are barely capable of moving the ball now. Let alone scoring.

    Petracca is the only player trending in the right direction.

    This is a side going backwards in every sense.

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