Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Richmond

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

 
 
2 minutes ago, bringbackthebiff said:

Never seen so much smiling from an opposition 

Me neither.  They are literraly laughing at us.

    • Like 1

    just perfect Brayshaw. Has a scared look behind him and misses his kick by 15 metres.

    We've got no hope with this bunch, seriously.

    • Like 1
    9 minutes ago, MF-C said:

    we're just a dumbass team

    The Dumbourne Footaball Club

    • Haha 1

    Vader's is finish, Smith is [censored] and Brayshaw is cooked.

     

    Lever would be good at what he does if we asked him to play the position he is good at - but we don't.  ditto fritsch.  ditto Tmac.  ditto Bennell.  ditto Goodwin

     

    • Like 1
    2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Smith in defence experiment is surely over. 

    But he can jump high... 

    • Like 1
    • Haha 1

    I can see another zero goals then we will kick 5 in the last and think it’s all getting better

    • Like 1

    The players have no idea what to do with ball in hand. This is all coaching. On defensive transition we are all at sea. This hasn't changed at all from last year

    Edited by stranga

    • Like 2
    • Thanks 1

    5 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

    Of course they are coached to stop the ball carrier, but they don't do it, solution?

    Stop rewarding those players with games? 
     

    Even the Crows would beat us. What has Hunt done today? Frisch's field kicking is a disgrace. Smith is VFL standard & AVB is done.


    don't forget, we're at full strength.

    • Like 1
    • Thanks 1

    If we are going to get beaten all the time at least make it attacking football. No wonder my three young kids don’t follow Melbourne. 

     

    We are a [censored] mess.

    This is just the same [censored] on repeat week after week.

     

    We are barely capable of moving the ball now. Let alone scoring.

    Petracca is the only player trending in the right direction.

    This is a side going backwards in every sense.

    • Like 2

    Guest
    This topic is now closed to further replies.
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • PREVIEW: Fremantle

      The dominant storyline coming out of Round One for Saturday Night’s clash at Optus Stadium centres on the influence of the big men. The spotlight naturally falls on two elite ruckmen who, five years ago, shared the stage in Melbourne’s memorable premiership triumph.

        • Thanks
      • 3 replies
      Demonland

    • NON-MFC: Round 02

      The compromised AFL fixture will get another test this week with the first lot of teams getting a bye after only two matches. Despite this Round 2 starts off with two cracking games as the Hawks host the Swans at the G on Thursday Night and then on Friday Night the Crows host the Bulldogs at Adelaide Oval. Who are you tipping this week and what are the best results for the Demons?

      • 58 replies
      Demonland

    • THE STATS FILES: St. Kilda

      As part of the effort to trim the runtime of the regular podcast, we’ve been looking at which segments could be reshaped without losing what makes them valuable. One segment that naturally came into focus was Binman’s Stats Files. Not because it isn’t important; quite the opposite. It’s become such a substantial and much-loved part of the show that it deserves a little room to breathe.

        • Love
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 13 replies
      Demonland

    • PREGAME: Fremantle

      After a stunning victory over the Saints in the first round of the Season the Demons head over to Perth to take on the Dockers who choked in their first match against the Cats. Who comes in and who goes out?

        • Love
        • Like
      • 184 replies
      Demonland

    • REPORT: St. Kilda

      One of the big stories of the AFL off-season was the spending spree of Melbourne’s Round 1 opponent, St Kilda. They splashed out heavily, first to retain Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera - the hero of last year’s epic come-from-behind miracle victory -turning him into a $2 million man. They then effectively took out an expensive overdraft to recruit a string of expensive players from other clubs. It was a risky investment strategy and, although it’s still early days, it certainly failed to pay off in Sunday’s season opener, with much of the glitter turning to fool’s gold.

        • Clap
        • Love
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 2 replies
      Demonland

    • POSTGAME: St. Kilda

      Never in doubt!!! In Steven King’s first game at the helm of the Melbourne Football Club, the Dees outlasted Saints in a wild, momentum-swinging thriller at the MCG, running out 13-point winners.

        • Clap
        • Haha
        • Love
        • Like
      • 529 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Account

    Navigation

    Search

    Search

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.