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22 minutes ago, Deemania since 56 said:

Understand that point of view. For me, 'intensity of dislike' echoes rather than 'hated', and is as follows:

1. The Filth 

2. Portal Ade

3. Ad Laid Cwoes

4. Wee Gals

5. Gold Coast 

6. Wrong side of Sydney

7. Sydney

8. Fremantle

9. Whoreform

10. Essendrug

11. Catty Puts

Others are tolerable as we need to additionally beat something to make the final 4 teams.

The fact that two of those anagrams are based where you currently live probably doesn't help matters. 

 
35 minutes ago, Nelo said:

WCE but a country mile. Bunch of weirdos in the West. 

I've dubbed them the Water Closet (WC) Eagles. 

 

I'm quite sure the world would be better off without Essendon. They add nothing and take so much.

West Coast should be made to walk any time they play over here in the civilized world.

Hawthorn I would wish to condemn to thirty years of not so much total failure as perpetual mediocrity.  The curse of the levitating potato.

Generally the rest I have either a grudging respect for or a polite indifference.

1. Geelong

2. North 

3. St.Kilda

4. Essendon

5. Hawthorn

 


My hatred for Essenscum and their supporters cannot be put into strong enough words.

 

1 hour ago, DubDee said:

Essendon by so much there isn’t a second place. 

god I hate them. I’m getting angry just thinking about it

They and their supporters are the biggest pack of stupid [censored] [censored] arrogant [censored] [censored] the world has ever seen.

Now I’m getting angry! [censored]!

 

Edited by Beetle
Mods for future reference “c$&ksucking” avoids the sensor filter. Sorry.

 
2 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Easily Hawthorn for mine. Their generation of supporters post 1985 have known nothing but success. The ones who crossed over from us to them in the 1970's were soft [censored] to begin with and couldn't handle our winters of discontent in that decade. Most of their older supporters who lived through their dark times have now passed on, robbing any character from that club whatsoever. What you then get is a highly entitled support base who don't appreciate the success that generations past built for them.
Look at how the Doggies and Tiges fans appreciated their flags. Then look at a-holes like Jeffrey Kennett, and tell me you don't know what I'm talking about.

Yes has to be the Dorks for my generation anyway. In 1971 they won their second flag, we had 12, now they have the same or more. I then watched thugs like Matthews king hit players through the 70’s and generally get smashed then we finally get to finals in 87 and we get dudded after the siren after Dipper had taken out Flower. I have never got over that. Then the 88 final but we were never in it or likely to be in it. There was the 1996 merger game and many more. Sorry I just hate the Hawks. Other sides to me are just competitors, to be challenged not hated. As for Collingwood, our traditional foe, when it counted we usually won. 

Edited by Earl Hood

For whatever reason a win over Collingwood always feels the sweetest and a loss hurts even more....but I hate em all 


best demonland thread of the off season! 

My hatred of meth coke and it’s supporters has been constant for 25+ years - that mid 80s established franchise is as fake and cheap as a coolabah goon bag wine cask. Any success they’ve had in the past 30 years is clouded by drug scandals and funded by deep pockets. As a generalisation, their supporters are imbecilic theatregoers who honestly don’t know why they boo.  

Dishonourable mentions to essendrug and Geelong 

Edited by Delusional demon 82

Hawthorn - the arrogance of their supporters is unbelievable.  Decades of slow painful non-competiveness would be a fitting fair for this mob.

Daylight second

Essendrug 

Carlscum

West Coast  - I actually wish the AFL would introduce a popular 3rd WA team, just to help break up WC's finacial monopoly a bit more and reduce their dominance as an AFL power.

GWS

St Kilda before we broke our hoodoo against them

North

Perhaps the crows.

I actually don't mind some of the other interstate sides, except when we loose to them or loose players to them.

Every club's supporters has a few half back flankers, although the standouts in this regards are probably those listed above 1 - 4. 

Collingwood and Footscray supporters are just garden variety inbreds. 

Melbourne supporters use to be the wealthy man's club, but I think a lot of the well to do band wagon jumpers have followed the success, so I hardly think we hold that title anymore.

Edited by Rodney (Balls) Grinter

Collingwood by the length of the Flemington straight. Then Essendon drug cheats.

I hate Essendon every single day of the year. Not sure if I was that way prior to the drugs. Probably was a bit but it has definitely increased. Vlad should of sent them to Tassie. 

Generally only hate all the other clubs at the time we play them. 

essendon without doubt..

i also feel we owe sydney a big defeats. north too.


I have worked out I am a very angry man.....

I hate them all... 

Collingwood as it's in our DNA, although my hatred for them has waned in recent years it will always be there

Carlton. Just [censored] hate em. Cheats

Essendon. And especially their grub supporters. Wish strawberry O'Dwyer could have another go at a bloodbath at windy hill

Hawthorn... Played rep footy for them in the juniors in the late 80s and early 90s. Awesome times. Hate em with a [censored] passion - especially the arrogant supporters

West Coast - hate em and all they stand for. Especially the arrogant supporters

Geelong - felt sorry for them in the handbag decades... Then they got arrogant supporters. [censored] hate em

St Kilda - hate them and their cold showers after games at moorabbin - just nongs. Hate em

Norf. Nobodies. Why are their supporters arrogant tossers??? Just go to Tassie. Hate em

Crows. Arrogant and Adelaidians is there a worse combination? Hate em. Had a wheelchair bound client (bombers fan) go to a crows game there - he had a Pie chucked at him for wearing abombers jacket (ok u understand the sentiment) but just no .. [censored]

Port. Bogans from Adelaide. Nuff said Hate Em

Bulldogs. How did these Bogans get arrogant... Hate Em

Freo... Used to feel sorry for them. Don't now just wish they'd go back under the rock they came from and take there mining money with them.  Hate em

Sydney.... Just Hate and have done ever since the pink helicopter... Says it all about Sydney in 1 sentence..

Brisbane. Nothing club who won  on the back of the merger and the money that went with it. Now their supporters are arrogant too.... Hate em

GC..... Couldn't care less if they just disappeared... Nor could anyone else. Hate em

GWS.... Do I need a reason. F L O G S

Tigers.. Yep hate them too and their now arrogant supporters

 

Seems to be a lot of arrogant supporters out there now I have put it down in words... 

 

Meth Coast, there's no sporting team I despise more on the planet.

An Irish Catholic by birth I hate them more than I hate Rangers

Norf. I can’t with them. It’s irrational. But also every Norf supporter I’ve ever met (from ex bosses to ex boyfriends) was an absolute [censored]. 

3 hours ago, Beetle said:

They and their supporters are the biggest pack of stupid [censored] [censored] arrogant [censored] [censored] the world has ever seen.

Now I’m getting angry! [censored]!

 

Not all stereotypes hold true but Essendon supporters being arrogant is always the case.

My top 5:

1. Essendon

2. Essendon

3. Essendon

4. Essendon

5. Essendon

 

In all my life I have never laughed so much as when their players got suspended.



The Adelaide Crows - I vividly recall the handwritten signs being held by their supporters at Football Park in the early nineties  saying “Kick A Vic”, and thinking “Whoa, that’s a bit much.” I mean, team rivalry is one thing, but holding signs suggesting random acts of low-level violence against  another state’s citizen’s left a bit of a nasty taste in my mouth that often comes back when I’m watching games at Football Park. 
 

Hawthorn, Carlton & Essendon - if you grew up in the eighties, then you would have been surrounded by ten year-old twerps who were jumping on one of these team’s smarmy bandwagons in the playground, and lauding it over the other kids who barracked for seemingly non-existent, loser teams. These kids grew up soft. They tasted glory far too easily, far too young, and in their adult years still don’t know the true meaning of pain. 
 

I particularly hated Hawthorn amongst these three, because even at a young age before I had any real appreciation for aesthetics, I couldn’t understand how anybody could proudly display the colours of brown and yellow on their person/car/glass-bottomed speedboat. 
 

West Coast - Don Johnson and Fabio are walking along on a golden beach together, and stumble across a chest buried in the sand. They open the chest and it’s filled with hair dryers, teeth whitener, cocaine and cash. They take the chest to the nearest house, which belongs to Alan Bond, and the three of them celebrate heavily together for the next fifty years. This is the West Coast Eagles to me. It doesn’t need to make sense. 
 

I don’t mind the rest as much. 
 

Except perhaps the Sydney Swans. That Edelstein/Capper (both Warwick & Joanne)/Pink Helicopter/Swanettes period was kind of hard-going and a little on the irredeemable side. I dunno, maybe it was great. 

Edited by Mel Bourne

1 hour ago, Bendigo Demon said:

My top 5:

1. Essendon

2. Essendon

3. Essendon

4. Essendon

5. Essendon

 

In all my life I have never laughed so much as when their players got suspended.

I did too.
And the scum supporter I was rubbing it in his face stated .... "We'll still beat Melbourne."

And they forken did ...... Twice.
Once in the pre-season and then again during the season.
Fork I was pizzedorf.

 

 

Edited by Fork 'em

Essendon by a fair way.

I am always taken back when I am chatting with a seemingly decent human who reveals they support Essendon. It’s like them revealing they are a Scientologist, only more shameful.

 

All teams except Swans (admire their culture), Gold Coast (who cares!) and Brisbane (soft spot for Fitzroy).

The rest I rank as follows:

1. West Coast (ignorant supporters, cheats).

2. Hawforn. Beat us when it matters.

3. Essendon. Filth. Long on Symonds, Wallis on teenagers... Sheedy.

4. Geelong. Idiotic supporters.

5. Adelaide. Soft Cox, whingers.

6. Tigers. Used to be decent supporters. Now unbearable.

7. Carlton. For poaching Barassi. We never recovered.

8. Collingwood. Was taught at a young age to hate them. Supporters beating up Nathan Jones' dad.

9. Norf. Shitkicker club that beat us 20 times in a row.

10. Bulldogs. Always have umps in their back pocket!

 

5 hours ago, Pennant St Dee said:

 

An Irish Catholic by birth I hate them more than I hate Rangers

Oh dear. And we were getting along so well Pennant St. Will make for an interesting discussion next time your at The Rose ? 


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