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Shame they're not big enough, otherwise the trampoline company "Bounce' would be quite fitting.

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    Anything for the almighty dollar, and anyway they will need it to help fund Sheedy's crazy ideas. 

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    More goals, means more centre bounces, means more exposure for Coles.

    Enter another corporate scumbag putting pressure on the AFL to increase goal scoring through rule changes.

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    This on ground advertising is a worrying trend. LED billboards around the ground are one thing but you can see where they are going.

    Next will be the goal square and then ....................

    And then computer generated ads and crowds over the fans in the stands during boundary kicks and throw ins.

    The only thing stopping open slather is that different bodies control different aspects. AFL= the playing surface, MCC= the around ground adverts and the broadcaster = whatever deal they can do.

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    5 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    This on ground advertising is a worrying trend. LED billboards around the ground are one thing but you can see where they are going.

    Next will be the goal square and then ....................

    And then computer generated ads and crowds over the fans in the stands during boundary kicks and throw ins.

    The only thing stopping open slather is that different bodies control different aspects. AFL= the playing surface, MCC= the around ground adverts and the broadcaster = whatever deal they can do.

    step off, jim, toyota already owns that rectangle!

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    Catering to the status quo.

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    10 minutes ago, Brownie said:

    Will it grow mould by half time?

    No it will be wrapped in plastic film.

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    2 minutes ago, old dee said:

    No it will be wrapped in plastic film.

    With a Pesticide Wax Coating 

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    "Rule changes for 2020. A. Players will not be permitted to stand in, run through, or enter the centre circle in any way shape or form. Infringements to be penalised by a free kick to the opponents in the opponent's goal square. B. After a goal there will be no bounce.  Instead, players will form a semi circle around the circle, sing a chorus of "Down Down" and the ball will be handed to the nearest player who can say the Coles slogan the fastest.

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    I can hear it now....

    Commentators at center bounce "Umpire throws it down down down down."

     

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    1 hour ago, Brownie said:

    Will it grow mould by half time?

    hope no-one puts needles in the turf

    will one-time plastic bags be banned at afl grounds?

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    I tried to watch the Superbowl but the sheer quantity of nauseating ads/commercials made me want to smash something.

    I have similar feelings when the AFL trash our culture and traditions. 

     

     

     

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    2 hours ago, buck_nekkid said:

    So do Ruck infringements now get penalised under the Coleslaw?  

    I'll pay that.

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